| Transcript from cassette tape 16:55 - Jan 22 with 946 views | SparkfilmsTV |
We are having to return you to your parent club
Mm
You know why don't you
Yeah
Have you got anything to say?
Yeah
What is it?
I think they set you up
What do you mean?
I have got some nasty habits
Do you mean like the one you demonstrated on Saturday?
No, not that
What for instance?
I've got issues
What kind of issues?
I want to kill someone
I hope you don't want to kill me
No, not you
I hope there is no one at this football club you want to kill
No, l like it here
Anyone down the road?
Yeah
Do you think you need help lad?
Yeah
Have your club given you any help?
Yeah
What help was that?
They had me sectioned
When was that?
Last season
Did it help?
I escaped after a couple of days and went back to the training ground
Were they surprised to see you?
A couple of them ran away
I am at a loss lad, you are a good player
Yeah, but when l get the red mist l am capable of anything
Yes
It was me that burned down that warehouse in Stowmarket
I saw that on the news
And the one in Lawford
You have been busy
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| Transcript from cassette tape on 17:11 - Jan 22 with 943 views | SparkfilmsTV |
COLCHESTER TAXI DRIVERS IN CONVERSATION
I was coming up past the football ground
Yeah
And there's a fella run out in front of me
Yeah
Waving me down like
Yeah, well you are a xxxxxxx taxi
Yeah l know
And
Well, it was about half time and the geezer was wearing the full kit and booted up like
Whose kit?
Well, Colchester United
It could have been that patient from Severalls
No not him - he's about 70
How old was this bloke then?
About late twenties
Yeah, go on
So 'e says - get me to the xxxxxxx railway station as soon as you can
Was he carrying anything?
He had a bag
Yeah
So he gets in and says he was playing and got taken off
Yeah
And he is cutting his loan short
What xxxxxxx loan is he talking about?
xxxxxx if l know
What, like a bank loan or something?
I dunno mate, but I'll tell you what
What?
He said the Manager who took him off is a xxxx | | | |
| Transcript from cassette tape on 17:37 - Jan 22 with 929 views | SparkfilmsTV |
COLCHESTER UNITED PLAYERS IN CONVERSATION
You had a good game for a fella on two hours sleep
Aye, 'twas a good job their keeper xxxxxxx went to sleep when you put the cross over
Not just the keeper, the left back seemed distracted by something
I know that xxxx 'e used ta play in same league as me
Wot, the xxxxxxx Sunday league
Naye, the xxxxxxx Highland League
Why do they call it that?
Cos it's xxxxxxx high up
Wot, like mountains 'an that
Yo
Wot you doin tonight, bet you're 'aving a good kip
Naye, I'm going to watch Cat Genetica
Cat xxxxxxx wot?
Cat Genetica
I ain't bin to the pictures for ages
It ain't no xxxxxxx film
Wot is it then?
A band
Wot, like the marching band at Layer Road?
Naye, a xxxxxxx full on floor show 'an the full xxxxxxx works
Oh
Why don't yae come?
Do you think the boss would mind?
Naye, he couldn't give a xxxx what ya do on Saturday night
Did you pick up your programme?
Naye
They spelt my name wrong
How do yae know that, you can't xxxxxxx spell
I can spell me name
Look at that xxxx, on the wrong side of the xxxxxxx road
Mm
Did you see their Manager throw a bucket of xxxxxxx water over their number 4?
Wot, the ginger one?
Aye
Na, missed that
The xxxx kicked me on the right calf in the first fifteen minutes
Oh
I said to the xxxx if you xxxxxxx do that again I'll finish yer career 'an yer xxxxxxx married life
He was quiet
'E xxxxxxx was after l spoke to 'im - took xxxx all notice of the ref [Post edited 22 Jan 19:11]
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| Transcript from cassette tape on 18:09 - Jan 23 with 828 views | SparkfilmsTV |
COLCHESTER FOOTBALLER DAMAGES PROPERTY
xxxx me - what's happened in here?
I've bin practising
Practising xxxxxxx wot, smashing your girlfriend's flat up?
I bin tryin to do those body flips you do when you score
Why?
If l score l wanna do one
How are you gonna score?
I dunno
What time does she get back?
About half five
Let me see if the Tele is working
We only got it last week
It's xxxxed
She's gonna go apeship
The xxxxxxx stereo is xxxxed as well - why didn't you stop?
I got carried away
I dunno what we can do mate
I got carried away 'cos the boss said l can take the free kicks from the right on Tuesday night and one may go in
Go in where?
In the goal like
Dream on, you don't know where the xxxxxxx goal is
I nearly scored Saturday
I didn't nearly score, l did score
Yeah you did bro
xxxx me, you've xxxxxxx smashed up the kitchen as well
Have l?
Have you been practising all over the flat?
Not just the flat, in the launderette too.
Where's the budgie?
I dunno
Looks like you've broken the cage too
Do you think it's got out?
Well, it ain't in there
She thinks more of the budgie than she thinks of me
Well, we better find the xxxxxxx thing
Shall l look out of the window?
Yeah
Oh, there it is - sitting on that car
You better go down there and call it or something
What should l call?
Just call it's xxxxxxx name | | | |
| Transcript from cassette tape on 18:34 - Jan 23 with 823 views | SparkfilmsTV |
I got it, l got it
Got what?
The budgie
Thank xxxx
What shall l do with it?
Well, try putting back in the cage
Ok
You'll have to make something up mate
Like what?
Say a Cardiff fan broke into the flat
Mm
She might go for that
Yeah, she might, she knows they don't like me
Put the kettle on and do me a coffee, that is if the xxxxxxx thing is still working
I dunno how to make coffee, she does all that
All that? There's xxxx all to it
Show me, will yer 'cause she thinks l can do stuff but as l get tired due to my running around 'an that and she does fings for me
You put water in the kettle first, like this
I ain't done that before
How old are you?
Nineteen l think
You think, don't you xxxxxxx know?
I don't like numbers 'an that
xxxx me, you better tell Ipswich Town you can't make a cup of coffee and they might have second thoughts
They won't ask me to make coffee will they? Do you think they are still interested in me?
I dunno mate
They were watching me again on Saturday
Well you need to xxxxxxx sharpen up
Yeah
How many sugars do you take?
Five
xxxxxxx five? You will have to do with one like me [Post edited 24 Jan 6:02]
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| Transcript from cassette tape on 18:56 - Jan 23 with 812 views | SparkfilmsTV |
COLCHESTER UNITED PLAYER FOUND ASLEEP IN CHANGING ROOM
Hey, wake up mate
Had a late one
How late?
All xxxxxxx night late
How come?
East Hill
East Hill?
Yeah
What goes on down East Hill on a Friday night?
Every xxxxxxx thing
I ain't heard about none of that
Card school
Card school?
Yeah and women
Women?
Yeah
How did you get on?
I xxxxxxx spxxxed all me xxxxxxx wages 'an me xxxxxxx bonus
xxxx me, l dunno what to say
Ain't xxxx all anyone can say
You look xxxxed
Yeah, there was an orgy too
A xxxxxxx orgy?
Yeah
How many?
Too many to count
xxxxxxx hell mate, how you gonna play?
I dunno | | | |
| Transcript from cassette tape on 15:11 - Jan 24 with 769 views | SparkfilmsTV |
GRAPHIC WAREHOUSE PA / Trips to London
What do you think I've got here?
A two hour boob job by the look of it, not that you need one
Look
Close the door, in fact you had better lock it
Well?
How much is in there?
Twenty three grand
I'll get in put in the safe
Have l been a good girl?
Yes and No
When are we going up the smoke again?
Friday
Where are we going?
Not far from Liverpool Street
To the photography studio?
No
Where?
To see Bob
He scares me
And me
The way he bangs his fist on the table
Yeah
He knocked the coffee over
Yeah
I thought you were helping Colchester United
I am
Not Oxford United?
No
That woman looked at me funny
Yeah
Who is she?
Bob's daughter
Does she work there?
On occasion
What does she do?
It's more like what she pretends to do
Where has Bob's lovely pot plant gone?
Out of the window
What are those black things hanging down his shirt?
Braces
Oh, can't he drive then?
Not sure, why?
Billy drives him everywhere
Yeah
I'm going to get a bag of quavers, do you want anything?
No thanks [Post edited 24 Jan 15:13]
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