| Victor Meldrew Moment 14:36 - Mar 20 with 8973 views | Gretsch |
Boring old day so my top ten niggles recently, whats yours ?
1. Play Dates - Where the fook did that come from ?? Going out to play, going down my mates/friends for goodness sake. Posh mothers eh!
2. Crossing the road diagonally on a cross roads with lights - Tufty sqirrel told me you have to cross at 90 degress even if it takes longer,
3. Roundabouts and Women - Inside lane, is for you - You are not entitled to swing into MY outside lane before you filter left.
4. Get your purse out, you kinow you have to pay.
5. Math - It's MATHS over here mun.
6. Trousers hanging down your arse - Dont want to see you pants mate, it's not fashion its your trousers around the crack of your arse.
7. People who wont let you take a chair in a pub as their missus is coming, and sit there alone all night.
8. Screaming banshees of women in pubs, who always say "ahh I'm the crazy one I am" - If you got to tell me you are, your not.
9. Facebook - Liking, your likes etc.
10. Facebook post " Will you like these heroes, if you dont your a bastard". No I wont like it cos you said to, I'll put money in a box or buy a band, will you. |  | | |  |
| Victor Meldrew Moment on 14:49 - Mar 20 with 4452 views | Darran |
Are you on your period Gretschy?
(I know what you mean though) |  |
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| Victor Meldrew Moment on 14:51 - Mar 20 with 4446 views | Gretsch |
| Victor Meldrew Moment on 14:49 - Mar 20 by Darran |
Are you on your period Gretschy?
(I know what you mean though) |
Just so busy in work Darr, had to have something to entertain myself.
But someone did just try to cut me at a roundabout. | | | |
| Victor Meldrew Moment on 14:55 - Mar 20 with 4442 views | Nogginthenog |
Religious zealots,
Potholes the depth of a fathom,
Japanese Knotweed,
People throwing litter from vehicles (you know who you are!)
Americans
Chancellors of the Exchequer
Politicians of all persuasions
Little sauce sachets or pots from a dispensing pump
People who say your instead of you're and should of instead of should have
That'll do for starters |  | | |
| Victor Meldrew Moment on 15:04 - Mar 20 with 4424 views | jackportis |
| Victor Meldrew Moment on 14:55 - Mar 20 by Nogginthenog |
Religious zealots,
Potholes the depth of a fathom,
Japanese Knotweed,
People throwing litter from vehicles (you know who you are!)
Americans
Chancellors of the Exchequer
Politicians of all persuasions
Little sauce sachets or pots from a dispensing pump
People who say your instead of you're and should of instead of should have
That'll do for starters |
Devs acting on corrie, tom jones nana style perm grey rinse and him exaggerating his welshness, how schooling in the 80s failed kids and employed idiots, why the nit explorer was stopped and nits is on the rise, smelly people. Who brought that old bloke to a match last year in the capital one first round he stank and spoilt the game, |  |
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| Victor Meldrew Moment on 15:10 - Mar 20 with 4408 views | swanny |
no one's mentioned foreigners yet... |  |
| 'Sorry, your password must contain a capital letter, two numbers, a symbol, an inspiring message, a spell, a gang sign, a hieroglyph and the blood of a virgin" |
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| Victor Meldrew Moment on 15:13 - Mar 20 with 4402 views | Joe_bradshaw |
| Victor Meldrew Moment on 15:10 - Mar 20 by swanny |
no one's mentioned foreigners yet... |
Yeah they have - Americans. |  |
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| Victor Meldrew Moment on 15:21 - Mar 20 with 4388 views | swanny |
| Victor Meldrew Moment on 15:13 - Mar 20 by Joe_bradshaw |
Yeah they have - Americans. |
good point, although I have just spent a day in the company of some VERY LOUD French people......SHOUTY SHOUTY | |
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| Victor Meldrew Moment on 15:27 - Mar 20 with 4375 views | perchrockjack |
Smoking especially cannabis users
Drunks
litter
jellyfish
dog shite
horse shite
human shithouses
Empty houses
garden hoses
I pads |  |
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| Victor Meldrew Moment on 15:35 - Mar 20 with 4365 views | Darran |
| Victor Meldrew Moment on 15:27 - Mar 20 by perchrockjack |
Smoking especially cannabis users
Drunks
litter
jellyfish
dog shite
horse shite
human shithouses
Empty houses
garden hoses
I pads |
What's wrong witness an iPad?
Can't use one isi?  | |
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| Victor Meldrew Moment on 15:51 - Mar 20 with 4353 views | perchrockjack |
meant I pod.kill conversation | |
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| Victor Meldrew Moment on 15:54 - Mar 20 with 4347 views | Darran |
| Victor Meldrew Moment on 15:51 - Mar 20 by perchrockjack |
meant I pod.kill conversation |
Fair point. | |
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| Victor Meldrew Moment on 15:54 - Mar 20 with 4347 views | MrSwerve |
From the original post, and as a Maths lecturer, I can definitely say that students saying 'Math' gets on my nerves. Must be an 'Americanised' thing, but it's become far more popular the past few years.
Also, pronouncing 'Sine' as 'Sin'. Grr. |  |
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| Victor Meldrew Moment on 15:56 - Mar 20 with 4342 views | Darran |
When youngsters deliberately walk across a road slowly so you have to slow down,you should be allowed to run the c*nts over. | |
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| Victor Meldrew Moment on 16:14 - Mar 20 with 4326 views | Baker |
C*nts who use 'pay at the pump' at petrol stations and then still go into the shop to buy something.
THEY NEED TO DIE, RIGHT NOW! |  |
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| Victor Meldrew Moment on 16:34 - Mar 20 with 4306 views | pansypants |
Self service tills - so many issues , but lately they still ask you how many bags you used even after you touched the option "brought own bag". |  |
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| Victor Meldrew Moment on 16:38 - Mar 20 with 4297 views | MrSwerve |
| Victor Meldrew Moment on 16:34 - Mar 20 by pansypants |
Self service tills - so many issues , but lately they still ask you how many bags you used even after you touched the option "brought own bag". |
Ha, that bothered me when I was in Tesco earlier funnily enough. | |
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| Victor Meldrew Moment on 16:39 - Mar 20 with 4292 views | llangyfelach |
* Bullying
* Barbara Windsor
* The bingo advert with Barbara Windsor
* Any repeated Carry On Film starring Barbara Windsor
* Repeats of Eastenders with Barbara Windsor
* Pr*cks who stay in the outside lane when there are roadworks and try and dart in last minute - after 10 hours on a computer in the office I'll gladly sacrifice my right wing and bumper you c*nts
* People who don't indicate - aye, cos my Derren Brown starter kit works perfectly you c*nt
* Microsoft Excel
* Personal Development Plans / SMART Objectives
F*CK OFF
Leave me alone, I'm 40 |  |
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| Victor Meldrew Moment on 17:20 - Mar 20 with 4262 views | pansypants |
| Victor Meldrew Moment on 16:39 - Mar 20 by llangyfelach |
* Bullying
* Barbara Windsor
* The bingo advert with Barbara Windsor
* Any repeated Carry On Film starring Barbara Windsor
* Repeats of Eastenders with Barbara Windsor
* Pr*cks who stay in the outside lane when there are roadworks and try and dart in last minute - after 10 hours on a computer in the office I'll gladly sacrifice my right wing and bumper you c*nts
* People who don't indicate - aye, cos my Derren Brown starter kit works perfectly you c*nt
* Microsoft Excel
* Personal Development Plans / SMART Objectives
F*CK OFF
Leave me alone, I'm 40 |
*rips up surprise signed poster of Babs meant for Llangy*  | |
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| Victor Meldrew Moment on 18:19 - Mar 20 with 4235 views | 1983 |
White chips from the chippy |  |
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| Victor Meldrew Moment on 18:39 - Mar 20 with 4211 views | jackharris |
Some things that are cooking my suede...
1) People who now write or say 'Mom' for Mam or Mum.
2) The fact we don't have winter anymore just a rainy season.
3) Men and Women who are rich and famous for being Bimbos and have f*ck all in talent.
4) Swansea City Centre's traffic system.
5) No train station at the Liberty.
6) Swansea City in the 2nd half of matches.
7) All the people I looked up to as a kid in the 80's being f*cking dirty pervs.
8) Bands that just don't know when to f*ck off and retire.
9) Watching programs on ITV and having more adverts than actual TV programs. And to make it worse put adverts on when teams are in the process of scoring.
10) F*ck all manufacturing in the UK. [Post edited 20 Mar 2014 18:42]
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| Victor Meldrew Moment on 18:41 - Mar 20 with 4205 views | Jackfath |
People who threaten others on the internet |  |
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| Victor Meldrew Moment on 18:44 - Mar 20 with 4195 views | 1983 |
| Victor Meldrew Moment on 18:39 - Mar 20 by jackharris |
Some things that are cooking my suede...
1) People who now write or say 'Mom' for Mam or Mum.
2) The fact we don't have winter anymore just a rainy season.
3) Men and Women who are rich and famous for being Bimbos and have f*ck all in talent.
4) Swansea City Centre's traffic system.
5) No train station at the Liberty.
6) Swansea City in the 2nd half of matches.
7) All the people I looked up to as a kid in the 80's being f*cking dirty pervs.
8) Bands that just don't know when to f*ck off and retire.
9) Watching programs on ITV and having more adverts than actual TV programs. And to make it worse put adverts on when teams are in the process of scoring.
10) F*ck all manufacturing in the UK. [Post edited 20 Mar 2014 18:42]
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7) Hmmmmmm tell us more? | |
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| Victor Meldrew Moment on 18:47 - Mar 20 with 4186 views | Nogginthenog |
LOL | | | |
| Victor Meldrew Moment on 18:51 - Mar 20 with 4180 views | Dyfnant |
| Victor Meldrew Moment on 14:51 - Mar 20 by Gretsch |
Just so busy in work Darr, had to have something to entertain myself.
But someone did just try to cut me at a roundabout. |
I saw some twunt stop on a mini roundabout earlier and flash another car out, not the first time I've seen this either |  |
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| Victor Meldrew Moment on 09:47 - Mar 21 with 4084 views | perchrockjack |
nowt wrong with Bab ` s boobs. If they were good enough for R | |
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