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Tigers at Layer Road 21:11 - Sep 23 with 249248 viewsSparkfilmsTV

In a strange twist of events l found myself in conversation with a young lady who had attended Layer Road for a match against Hull City in our first season in The Championship. The 5-1 encounter.

We were attending a promo evening for a band called The Datsuns in North London in 2008.

During the evening she explained that she had been present at a party that made the national news due to the tragic death of someone by the name of Mark Blanco.

The incident occurred in December 2006.

This incident will be shown on Channel 4 on Monday night at 22.00 in an hour long documentary and several people known to me have made contributions.

It may be of interest to some.

I am very much hoping that the police will reinvestigate the death of Mark Blanco as a result of what will be included in the content.

I know that what l was told by this young lady 15 years ago has been instrumental in the making of this documentary.
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Tigers at Layer Road on 15:51 - Sep 29 with 1830 viewsSparkfilmsTV

SWOOP
'Text from Captain Pugwash'.

SQUORK
'Oh'.

SWOOP
'He is in the kitchen being creative'.

SQUORK
'How creative?'

SWOOP
'Hash cake creative'

SQUORK
'Let's get flapping then'.
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Tigers at Layer Road on 21:10 - Sep 29 with 1764 viewsSparkfilmsTV

SWOOP
'Corr, they were strong'.

SQUORK
'Yeah, they were and Pugwash ate five'.

SWOOP
'And about a dozen magic mushrooms he has been drying out on deck'.

SQUORK
'We need a nice calm night in Rowhedge and a good sleep'.
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Tigers at Layer Road on 07:14 - Sep 30 with 1707 viewsSparkfilmsTV

SQUORK
'I had the most fantastic dream and l didn't want to wake up'.

SWOOP
'Oh'.

SQUORK
'Colchester was in multiple time zones - the Romans were destroying all the e-bikes and restoring order inside the walls'.

SWOOP
'Shame it was only a dream'.

SQUORK
'There were lions and tigers roaming the streets and circus performers on every street corner'.

SWOOP
'Were there people pretending to be homeless and laying in doorways hassling the public for money for drugs?'

SQUORK
'No need, all the drugs were being handed out by giraffes across the town'.

'And Captain Pugwash had a hash cake stall in the High Street and the queue was all the way down North Hill'.
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Tigers at Layer Road on 11:14 - Sep 30 with 1660 viewsSparkfilmsTV

SQUORK
'Rather unusual to see a young Chinese person on a church roof'.

SWOOP
'And then clambering down covered in blood and falling on a taxi roof'.

SQUORK
'And the taxi speeding away like that'.

SWOOP
'And crushing the e-bikes that were strewn across the pavement'.

SQUORK
'The Chinese person looked very upset'.

SWOOP
'Maybe a debt from the card school at the back of the takeaway'.
[Post edited 30 Sep 11:15]
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Tigers at Layer Road on 11:58 - Sep 30 with 1645 viewsSparkfilmsTV

SWOOP
'In your dream, did the Roman's do anything about all the fake barber shops, fake tan shops, fake candy stores and money laundering joints?'

SQUORK
'You bet ya - they burned them all down'.

SWOOP
'High five'.

SQUORK
'Groovy baby'.
[Post edited 30 Sep 12:01]
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Tigers at Layer Road on 15:46 - Sep 30 with 1584 viewsSparkfilmsTV

SWOOP
'The Good Captain Pugwash made up a goody bag for us after last night's super supper'.

SQUORK
''What has our maestro conjured up?'

SWOOP
'Digestive biscuits soaked in Captain Morgan rum, four magic mushrooms, two hash cakes and some orange flavoured seaweed'.

SQUORK
'Scrumptious'.
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Tigers at Layer Road on 22:11 - Sep 30 with 1509 viewsSparkfilmsTV

SWOOP
'Down there Squork, there's an old guy walking with a frame to assist him'.

SQUORK
'Yeah, I see him'.

SWOOP
'I bet no one around here would ever know that he was once a high flyer and international sportsman'.

SQUORK
'Oh'.

SWOOP
'Yeah, he's had one hell of a life but he never talks about it and nobody talks to him'.

SQUORK
'That's sad Swoop'.

SWOOP
'Yeah, but he has memories and he has his pride intact and inner strength is something to savour'.
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Tigers at Layer Road on 07:20 - Oct 1 with 1427 viewsSparkfilmsTV

SWOOP
'A lot of those people down there Squork are struggling with life'.

SQUORK
'Many of them seem addicted to something'.

SWOOP
'And a lot of them are obsessed with body art'.

SQUORK
'There was a time when it seemed only the sailor boys displayed tattoo's'.

SWOOP
'Footballers are covered in them these days.

SQUORK
'More money than sense'.

SWOOP
'l'm glad we can't play football Squork - it's quite a futile existence sitting on a bench'.

SQUORK
'And when they are on the pitch having every breath they take and movement they make scrutinised'.
[Post edited 1 Oct 7:24]
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Tigers at Layer Road on 12:58 - Oct 1 with 1388 viewsSparkfilmsTV

SWOOP
'Corr, I'm liking the orange seaweed'.

SQUORK
'It"s a special recipe that is unique to Captain Pugwash''.

SWOOP
'With a few extras in the mix'.

SQUORK
'How are you feeling?'

SWOOP
'Like I've been tangodddd'.
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Tigers at Layer Road on 21:36 - Oct 1 with 1324 viewsSparkfilmsTV

SWOOP
'We see people going in and coming out of doors every day don"t we Squork'.

SQUORK
'Indeed we do, but that individual is coming out of a window.

SWOOP
'And he is surveying the scene before he sprints off with a bag'.
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Tigers at Layer Road on 12:59 - Oct 3 with 1249 viewsSparkfilmsTV

SWOOP
'How long would it take us to fly to C.so Buenos Aires 77?'

SQUORK
'Too long - best by Zoom'.
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Tigers at Layer Road on 16:55 - Oct 3 with 1221 viewsSparkfilmsTV

SWOOP
'Let's settle on this chimney pot awhile and check out the vibes coming up the stack'.

SQUORK
'Mmmm liking this - who do you think it is?'

SWOOP
'Sounds like a live recording of In-A-Gadda-Da- Vida'.

SQUORK
'Oh - like In the Garden of Eden'.

SWOOP
'Yep'.
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Tigers at Layer Road on 19:59 - Oct 3 with 1192 viewsSparkfilmsTV

SWOOP
'The top of Metro Bank is a good vantage point'.

SQUORK
'it's non stop Deliveroo, Just Eat, Deliveroo, Just Eat, Deliveroo, Just Eat, Deliveroo, Just Eat, Deliveroo, Just Eat, Deliveroo, Just Eat....'

SWOOP
'Persons Texting, Vaping, Texting, Vaping, Sniffing, Snorting, Texting, Vaping, Screaming, Texting, Vaping, Vaping, Vaping, Vaping, Snorting....'

SQUORK
'I'm glad we are seagulls and not part of that lifeform'.

SWOOP
'How did that become a lifeform?'.
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Tigers at Layer Road on 21:19 - Oct 3 with 1165 viewsSparkfilmsTV

SWOOP
'Things seem even more grim from the rooftop of Century House'.

SQUORK
'They sure do ...l wonder why those persons are sniffing the car bonnet on that Merc?'

SWOOP
'A Dominos delivery driver has just clipped the back ot it''.

SQUORK
''Looks like someone's bedding has blown under that bus'.
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Tigers at Layer Road on 08:14 - Oct 4 with 1133 viewsSparkfilmsTV

SWOOP
'It looks like a mountain has appeared from nowhere overnight'.

SQUORK
'I think it's a huge pile of dishwashers'.

SWOOP
'Oh yeah'.
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Tigers at Layer Road on 13:54 - Oct 4 with 1096 viewsSparkfilmsTV

SWOOP
'Blessed are the Peacemakers'.

SQUORK
'Today though it's more like Arrested are the Peacemakers'.
[Post edited 4 Oct 14:47]
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Tigers at Layer Road on 14:26 - Oct 5 with 1026 viewsSparkfilmsTV

SWOOP
'These lands were once known as Great Britain'.

SQUORK
'Looks more like Grave Britain from up here'.

SWOOP
'We have an appointment, mustn't be late'.

SQUORK
'Let's get flapping'.
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Tigers at Layer Road on 18:11 - Oct 5 with 1006 viewsSparkfilmsTV

SWOOP
'Corr, that was a bit of a flight to oblivion'.

SQUORK
'Yeah, l took a copy of it to see if we can do anything with it'.

SWOOP
'I don't think our compatriots have any recording artists on their roster who could reel off any of this'.

SQUORK
'Give me the first bit'.

SWOOP
''I like it when
You lose control
I like it when
You break the rules
I like it when
You lose your cool
And l like it when
You hiss and snarl
I like it when
You get angry for a while
I like to hear
You fingernails running down the wall'

SQUORK
'Hold up a mo...I'm getting something down on the keyboard with my beak'.
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Tigers at Layer Road on 18:24 - Oct 5 with 1001 viewsSparkfilmsTV

SQUORK
'Give me the next bit'.

SWOOP
'And when it all
Gets too much
This manic life
Of sworded love
I take time out
Go walking by the stream
Lie to myself
That it all happened
In a dream
For you are
Never what others see
Suck up all that angst
And spit it over me
But despite it all
You somehow emerge
Steadfast
Resilient
Defiant
And exquisite'

SQUORK
'Mmmm, let's take five'.
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Tigers at Layer Road on 18:39 - Oct 5 with 993 viewsSparkfilmsTV

SWOOP
'Let's go take a quick flight around Century City and get some fresh air in our feathers'.

SQUORK
'Yeah, and get a bite to eat before we return to this task'.
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Tigers at Layer Road on 20:22 - Oct 5 with 979 viewsSparkfilmsTV

SQUORK
'Right, we have some repeats, screams and various sound effects and now we need to wrap it up if you can follow that scrawl'.

SWOOP

'I think it says -

And in the hot blooded night
Under the cold blistered moon
We play out this sinister game
In this dimly lit room'.

SQUORK
'There's the title then'.

SWOOP
'What title?'

SQUORK
'Sinister games'.

SWOOP
'Oh yeah, well that will get banned on the radio stations so we might even get a hit'.

SQUORK
'Anything can happen once they put it in the food mixer and let it swirl around awhile'.
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Tigers at Layer Road on 07:51 - Oct 6 with 957 viewsSparkfilmsTV

SWOOP
'There"s another bit scribbled on the back of that fish finger package'.

SQUORK
'Can you make it out?'

SWOOP
'So you are not
What others see
Playing your sinister games
In private just for me'

SQUORK
'Mmmm, maybe repeat that on the out fade a few times'.

SWOOP
'Let's wire it across and see if they stir'.
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Tigers at Layer Road on 12:11 - Oct 6 with 940 viewsSparkfilmsTV

SWOOP
'The banks seem busy this morning in down town Clacton'

SQUORK
'Scam Nation'.
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Tigers at Layer Road on 12:26 - Oct 6 with 931 viewsSparkfilmsTV

SWOOP
'Sid is circling above M2 3GX'

SQUORK
'Lame ducks and hot air'.
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Tigers at Layer Road on 14:10 - Oct 7 with 844 viewsSparkfilmsTV

SWOOP
'What's in The Seagull Gazette this week?'

SQUORK
'300 drones disguised as Seagulls have entered Latvian airspace'.

SWOOP
'What else?'

SQUORK
'The Seagull Party will be holding their annual Conference at Essex University in November'.

SWOOP
'What else?'

SQUORK
'There's a piece about two seagulls getting a record in the top 10 on the Canadian.Billboard:.

SWOOP
'Is it is?'

SQUORK
'Sadly not, they hang out in Dover'.

SWOOP
'What else?'

SQUORK
'Lots of click bait'.

SWOOP
'Let's go take a couple of circuits of Highwoods'.
[Post edited 7 Oct 14:13]
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