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You don't see the most revered player in our club's history as a heroic figure? Winston Churchill had the odd weakpoint too in his personal and professional life. I've read Stan's autobiography and he certainly does not clome out of it as some kind of Bartonesque arsehole.
For LFW punters who don't have Bournemouth tickets for tonight here's what I hope entertains and amuses,not on a recent good run at all mind you with iffy left-field second-rate OP thread starters >>> Russ v Russ UK SW6 WALHAM GREEN BLUE SCUM v RUSSIAN ZENIT ST PETERSBURG GAZPROM BLUE SCUM ROMANS GLOBAL FRANCHISE ROUBLE ROBBERS ~ KGB ASSISTED. THE BIG QUESTIONS ARE: (1) WILL EITHER,NONE OR BOTH OWNERS GET INTO SATAN'S BOTTOM TONIGHT perhaps in disguise seeing as they are both ostensibly banned by UK law from doing so? (2) WILL the Mummy's just died grieving albino scruff BORIS appear on the centre circle miked up @ 7:45 PM sensationally cancelling the match at the last minute on advice of the head of MI5,Ken McCallum ? Any thoughts or further flights of fantacy Messrs Dorse, Konk ,Ted Hendrix,Nix,Disco or Danny Paddix? ROMAN SALUTE. THE SHY SLY RUSSIAN ROUBLE ROBBBING OF THE PEOPLE'S WEALTH CORRUPT BENT NOGOODNIK GEEZER'S BARRED. End Of.
Yet another 18Stone Opening Post crap fail ..*sigh*.. dropped like a lead balloon
Don't. This is why God made hotels and B&B's. Went to Epping Forest down the Central tube met with peeps I didn't know or like. One of the Longest spittiest soaked nights of my life in a non-stop torrential storm. When back to ciivilised dry Shepherd 's Bush sworn off camping for rest of my days.
Tip for Under 50-somethings or Kids as I call them. Steer well clear of all spirits and most of all 42% Portobello gin chasing/mixed with bottle of strong 5,2% Goblin ale. In 2 minutes flat I drank a 1/5 th of a 70cl bottle and very soon after I lost all power of movement,cycling,memory,talking. My female friend was not happy or impressed at all She sent me back to Bush in cab and red-carded me - 3 week ban sanctions - none of her company - currently holding my bike hostage.
XTC,you're well known for your tee-total ways. Any thoughts to add.?
* 'Doing the rounds of the kitchen' puppy dogs like to zoom around maybe Norf's pet ferret gets taken out his strides 'and does the rounds of the kitchen'
and Rangers at 3 nil-up with 20 minutes to go they rather 'rested the cue on the rack'. Ilias Chair finished blowing up the lilo,took off his boots put on his flip- flops and promptly hit the post for a 3rd time from a socially distant 2 metres when easier to score. ~ I reckon we can get up to at least 10 or so ~ Northernr unique maxims and aphorisms ,genuine 100% fat-increased oop norf blood-oozing tripe butty influenced.
Lead on,Napoleon ++++ CW should add this to his colllection IMHO.
Nick London: ..and meanwhile at lunch-time in the early kick-off at BOURNEMOUTH sand sea and sunshine await as our dear busy bee neighbours prepare to only get a not good enough thoroughly disappointing 1 point draw as they look to bottle it in the play-offs for a 9th time. Once more again without feeling,as is their wont. I hope their 1965/1966 obsessed sad-case PA announcer and Audrey Roberts has his/her hankies ready."
IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN POOR OLD SPARTAK HOUNSLOW IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN
GOOD LUCK THIS EVENING,FORTUNE FIND YOU 'AMMERS after all outside R's FOOTBALL IS AS EASY AS ABC #AnyoneButChelski Roman apologises? #TooLittleTooLate FFS! Wonkas Salisbury Novochock Gangster state.
He did the presenter,commentator and analyst job of Jimmy Hill.Barry Davies and John Motson and to my mind was superior than all 3 put together. Here is some blinking Brian:
Cracking slow-mo images,especially the winner undoubtedly but 'choon'? That's soporific airport elevator muzak for people who don't really like music FFS! Here's some class for your tin ear:
What about the Pogues doc t'other night? Interesting seeing Gerry Adams chatting with slury Shane.
SAVE THE BEST UNTIL LAST...WHAT A CRACKING FINISH,Norf: "Let’s not do the ‘typical QPR’ tomorrow, nor just blindly accept that 0-0 away to Preston is a good result because it’s far away and wet. Let’s aspire. Or, you know, let’s lose 1-0."
'...because it's far away and wet...' dryly quietly fecking magnificent
Sunil Gavaskar (is it?) on comms proving to be like boring brexiteer Boycs Enough with the lectures making the same laborious point over and over again i.e. one day cricket exposes poor batting technique.
Cookie and Straussy loving it in the studio. What an unexpected joy! Eng 1st innings 112 all out ..I smelt humiliation and then.. Chances! The game is afoot!
My first glimpse of cricket back on terrestrial tv Channel 4 after a decade or so ago when ECB sold the soul of the game just when it was at it's sensational Ashes best to a privileged credit carded £30 a month Murdoch minority sport and By Gum what's occurring? there are new unlikely KINGs OF SPIN unathletic speccy LEACH AND ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!! 9 down now! What a game!
Twice postponed since March 2020 when will the incomparable London International Ska Festival be taking place? My holiday,can't wait..Easter 2021 green light too early methinks..anyone know? #
RIP Toasting Originator U-ROY on the LISF Thames cruise 2016,so glad got to see him.
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1965/1966 obsessed sad-case PA announcer 
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