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Reply | Nfl fans
at 10:17 13 Sep 2019
Of course they played.
One of their best games ever. 
Picked us to be number one 
Here comes the number one pick in the draft 
Only one problem. Will they blow it?  |
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Reply | Nfl fans
at 15:42 6 Sep 2019
Regards Jim Langer
Dolphins would kill for him in his prime right now, brilliant model of high standards and consistency both on and off the field.
With him Little and Kuechenberg [who should be in the HOF] made one of the best all time interior lines. [Post edited 6 Sep 2019 15:43]
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Reply | Nfl fans
at 13:56 4 Sep 2019
If Don Shula does a Benjamin Button we might be a chance.  |
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Reply | Nfl fans
at 13:53 4 Sep 2019
Picking up Clowney for peanuts helps. |
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Reply | Nfl fans
at 11:38 4 Sep 2019
Dolphins No 1
Well that will be their draft pick. 
Super Bowl winner - Seattle, Bears or Chiefs. [Post edited 4 Sep 2019 11:39]
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Reply | Corny Joke Warning
at 09:51 2 Sep 2019
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale. |
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Reply | Corny Joke Warning
at 09:47 2 Sep 2019
Teacher: "Who do you think invented dancing, children?"
Little boy puts hand up and replies, "My guess a very big Irish family that had only one toilet". |
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Reply | Corny Joke Warning
at 09:43 2 Sep 2019
A centipede kid says to his centipede mum in the the shoe shop.
Remember mum! This time no shoe laces please!!! |
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Reply | Everyday Observations
at 07:09 29 Aug 2019
The goal of golf is to play as little golf as possible. |
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Reply | Everyday Observations
at 07:07 29 Aug 2019
If you're waiting to be served in a restaurant, should you be called the waiter? |
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Reply | Corny Joke Warning
at 07:02 29 Aug 2019
Son: Dad I got a part in the school play. I play a man who's been been married for 25 years.
Dad: I'm sorry son, may be next time you will get a speaking part. |
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Reply | Corny Joke Warning
at 06:54 29 Aug 2019
Did you know there are no canaries on the Canary Islands?
Same as with the Virgin Islands.
There are no canaries there either. |
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Reply | Corny Joke Warning
at 06:49 29 Aug 2019
Two donkeys are standing at a roadside, one asks the other: So shall we cross?
The other shakes his head. "No way, look what happened to the zebra." |
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Reply | So called classic films you’ve never seen.
at 10:03 28 Aug 2019
To me a Classic movie is one that stands the test of time, ie that can be watched and enjoyed decades after it's release.
So to add to the list that - yes I have seen but haven't been mentioned yet and would recommend to others.
The Great Escape
Jaws
Dirty Dozen
Forbidden Planet
The Great Race
Hoosiers
Goldfinger
The Shawshank Redemption
The Italian Job - original [one of the best endings to a film]
The Sting
To Sir With Love
The Thing - 1982
Alien
ps fully agree with the 12 Angry Men.
Another wonderful black/white is The Million Pound Note |
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Reply | Corny Joke Warning
at 07:22 27 Aug 2019
Patient: Oh doctor, I'm so nervous. This is my first operation.
Doctor: Don't worry. Mine too. |
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Reply | Corny Joke Warning
at 07:17 27 Aug 2019
Wait for me honey, I'm just finishing my make up.
You don't need make up, Jane.
Oh, Richard.... really? That is so sweet of you.
You need plastic surgery. |
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Reply | Corny Joke Warning
at 07:13 27 Aug 2019
A wife is like a hand grenade. Take off the ring and say goodbye to your house. |
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Reply | Corny Joke Warning
at 07:10 27 Aug 2019
Wife : 'It's our wedding anniversary in a week, darling. How do you think we should celebrate?"
Husband : "With a minutes silence." |
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