| So what does everyone on here do for a living 08:43 - Jul 3 with 41267 views | rrrspricey |
...or pretend to do when the're actually spending their days trawling through the sh1t posted on here 
I work as a Project Manager for a private medical insurer in sunny Tunbridge Wells |  | | |  |
| So what does everyone on here do for a living on 08:47 - Jul 3 with 13023 views | JAPRANGERS |
Hired hitman. Good pay, no tax and job satisfaction. |  | | |
| So what does everyone on here do for a living on 08:48 - Jul 3 with 13022 views | saxbend |
I'm a freelance musician and maths tutor. If anyone needs help with their maths or wants to learn to play the saxophone, you know where to find me. :) |  | | |
| So what does everyone on here do for a living on 08:51 - Jul 3 with 13009 views | JAPRANGERS |
| So what does everyone on here do for a living on 08:48 - Jul 3 by saxbend |
I'm a freelance musician and maths tutor. If anyone needs help with their maths or wants to learn to play the saxophone, you know where to find me. :) |
you do maths lessons barefooted Mr Saxbend?? | | | |
| So what does everyone on here do for a living on 08:52 - Jul 3 with 13006 views | karl |
Fishy business I'm in too Jap |  | | |
| So what does everyone on here do for a living on 08:57 - Jul 3 with 12992 views | TheBlob |
I shovel shit,human and animal shit,one day my life will be entirely shit free. |  |
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| So what does everyone on here do for a living on 08:58 - Jul 3 with 12985 views | saxbend |
Yes I do. :) | | | |
| So what does everyone on here do for a living on 09:16 - Jul 3 with 12924 views | Discodroid |
when not in a roll neck , smashing through ladies bedroom windows from a chinook, machine gunning my telephone number into their wall with a gloch and bearing chocolates, im harriet harmans speech writer and diane abotts sex slave .
i also audit the meat racks for a clean bill of health under the harsh dictat of kieth vaz.
my voluntary work is taken up with finding any one insane enough to go to yevette coopers coffee mornings with an immigrant inicitave at percy ingles over a black forest gateau.
i work with troubled yoof. [Post edited 3 Jul 2014 10:30]
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| " I guess in four or five years, the new generation's music will be .. electronics, tapes. I can kind of envision .. maybe one person .. with a lot of machines, tapes, and electronics setups, singin or speaking .. and using machines " James Douglas Morrison | 1969 |
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| So what does everyone on here do for a living on 09:30 - Jul 3 with 12872 views | dubaistu |
I'm an oceanic crustacean engineer and sandal vendor in a plethora of souks throughout the Middle East.
Yallah and Allah (peace be upon him). |  | | |
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| So what does everyone on here do for a living on 09:36 - Jul 3 with 12846 views | Tonto |
I take crap off everyone for little pay and a dwindling pension. Local government is fun...
Think about it - no one every phones the Council to say thanks do they... |  |
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| So what does everyone on here do for a living on 09:37 - Jul 3 with 12844 views | 18StoneOfHoop |
As little as possible.
No more seriously,when I'm well I do the odd bit of Landscape Gardening casual labouring. Good for this often sedentary,indolent fat man to get some outdoor sweaty grafting in.
A lot of time off unfortunately due to incurable and hard to manage lifelong mental illness - I'm up and down like a whore's drawers.
When I'm not working,for my sins I can spend up to 10 hours a day or more straight on bleeding addictive time-eating LFW  
My best mate since the age of 10 - for the love of Daphne,a far king chelski fan of all things! - based in Streatham has his own Landscape Gardening business & is my tolerant,patient easy-going Guvnor.
Thanks to Alan Titchmarsh,Curly ginger Charlie Dimmock and her braless big tits & Big Cockernee Tommy Cockles, launching the gardening boom and decking mania in the 90's,there's still plenty of work to go around..especially in Dulwich, the Holland Park of the south.
Let me tell you these things from the wise fount of my experience,that I know to be true:
(1) Measure twice,cut once.
(2) The first 30 years are the hardest.
(3) Upstairs for thinking (or is it drinking?),downstairs for dancing.
(4) Advice for all men over 50: Never waste an erection,never trust a fart. [Post edited 3 Jul 2014 9:42]
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| 'I'm 18 with a bullet.Got my finger on the trigger,I'm gonna pull it.."
Love,Peace and Fook Chelski!
More like 20StoneOfHoop now.
Let's face it I'm not getting any thinner.
Pass the cake and pies please. |
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| So what does everyone on here do for a living on 09:40 - Jul 3 with 12826 views | gordanoR |
I'm an Engineering Consultant, Aerospace industry hence the South West connection. |  | | |
| So what does everyone on here do for a living on 09:41 - Jul 3 with 12825 views | Rangersw12 |
Work in insurance and deal with motorcycle claims |  | | |
| So what does everyone on here do for a living on 09:45 - Jul 3 with 12798 views | Pommyhoop |
| So what does everyone on here do for a living on 09:37 - Jul 3 by 18StoneOfHoop |
As little as possible.
No more seriously,when I'm well I do the odd bit of Landscape Gardening casual labouring. Good for this often sedentary,indolent fat man to get some outdoor sweaty grafting in.
A lot of time off unfortunately due to incurable and hard to manage lifelong mental illness - I'm up and down like a whore's drawers.
When I'm not working,for my sins I can spend up to 10 hours a day or more straight on bleeding addictive time-eating LFW
My best mate since the age of 10 - for the love of Daphne,a far king chelski fan of all things! - based in Streatham has his own Landscape Gardening business & is my tolerant,patient easy-going Guvnor.
Thanks to Alan Titchmarsh,Curly ginger Charlie Dimmock and her braless big tits & Big Cockernee Tommy Cockles, launching the gardening boom and decking mania in the 90's,there's still plenty of work to go around..especially in Dulwich, the Holland Park of the south.
Let me tell you these things from the wise fount of my experience,that I know to be true:
(1) Measure twice,cut once.
(2) The first 30 years are the hardest.
(3) Upstairs for thinking (or is it drinking?),downstairs for dancing.
(4) Advice for all men over 50: Never waste an erection,never trust a fart. [Post edited 3 Jul 2014 9:42]
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Good man! Another 'manual' worker who is paid from the neck down.Think we are the minority on here.
I am an electrical cable jointer.... |  |
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| So what does everyone on here do for a living on 09:45 - Jul 3 with 12795 views | bosh67 |
I write short stories and books and sh*t, which makes it feel a bit more gangsta! [Post edited 3 Jul 2014 11:14]
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| So what does everyone on here do for a living on 09:47 - Jul 3 with 12785 views | daveB |
manage the sponsorship and compliance scheduling team at itv so basically schedule sponsorship so it goes on air correctly and check all the shows so the ads around them are not inappropriate so no booze around dramas on alcoholics, no ads for burger king around shows on obesity to avoid upsetting the viewers and advertisers and avoid giving the daily mail something to complain about |  | | |
| So what does everyone on here do for a living on 09:49 - Jul 3 with 12781 views | 18StoneOfHoop |
| So what does everyone on here do for a living on 09:45 - Jul 3 by bosh67 |
I write short stories and books and sh*t, which makes it feel a bit more gangsta! [Post edited 3 Jul 2014 11:14]
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You write some hilarious witty posts,Marty Feldman bosh67,so that makes sense.
Any books or publications that you've written in you could mention? | |
| 'I'm 18 with a bullet.Got my finger on the trigger,I'm gonna pull it.."
Love,Peace and Fook Chelski!
More like 20StoneOfHoop now.
Let's face it I'm not getting any thinner.
Pass the cake and pies please. |
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| So what does everyone on here do for a living on 09:53 - Jul 3 with 12751 views | thame_hoops |
I have a water treatment consultancy, legionnaires disease etc, not sewage. |  | | |
| So what does everyone on here do for a living on 09:56 - Jul 3 with 12736 views | WeaverQPR |
Custody suite, east coast seaside town. |  |
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| So what does everyone on here do for a living on 09:57 - Jul 3 with 12730 views | A40Bosh |
When I described what I do to my 11yr old girl, she thought about it for a couple of seconds and stated
"So, Basically, you are a human punch bag"
I am a Project Manager in Card Payment hardware and software. Sales people go in and bulls@t the client about stuff that is still "vaporware" and lie about how fast we can deliver a solution and then I go in post sale and get beaten up on behalf of the company at every weekly client meeting because we cannot actually deliver the solution to the time frames promised and they don't accept that bleeding edge payment software is an iterative process.
In the meantime I have written a play for TV, which was supposed to have Martin Freeman as the lead character (because he reminded of my mate who the story was based on) but as it has taken me 5 years to write it and he has now gone Global as Bilbo Baggins and Dr Watson, I guess even if by some miracle someone wanted to turn my script into a production, I guess Martin is not sitting at home kicking his heels waiting for the phone to ring from new and totally inexperienced script writers to work with. |  |
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| So what does everyone on here do for a living on 10:06 - Jul 3 with 12690 views | Hoopstar |
Yep - local government for me. I work around social inclusion and respite provision for young adults with autism and severe learning difficulties...tough times under this ghastly and hypocritical period of austerity particularly in my borough of employment. Keeps me honest though. |  | | |
| So what does everyone on here do for a living on 10:08 - Jul 3 with 12682 views | DaBurgh |
I have a small (2 bedroom) B&B in a busy tourist town in the Southwest of France, work my knuts off from April-September. Bored sh1tless between October and March, and watching the R's on a dodgy stream doesn't always (very rarely) alleviate said boredom.
Am I the only straight man to run a B&B? answers on postcards please. |  | | |
| So what does everyone on here do for a living on 10:09 - Jul 3 with 12676 views | TheBlob |
| So what does everyone on here do for a living on 09:53 - Jul 3 by thame_hoops |
I have a water treatment consultancy, legionnaires disease etc, not sewage. |
So it's seasonal work then?Haven't seen a legionaire around here for ages.Matalan don't stock the Kepi anymore either...... | |
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| So what does everyone on here do for a living on 10:23 - Jul 3 with 12639 views | 1MoreBrightonR |
Product Manager for one of the big(ish) travel websites...basically means i get to prioritize and decide what a load of very talented computer geeks and developers build on the site while i have virtually no technical knowledge at all :) | | | |
| So what does everyone on here do for a living on 10:33 - Jul 3 with 12603 views | Discodroid |
no fluffers on here then??. | |
| " I guess in four or five years, the new generation's music will be .. electronics, tapes. I can kind of envision .. maybe one person .. with a lot of machines, tapes, and electronics setups, singin or speaking .. and using machines " James Douglas Morrison | 1969 |
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| So what does everyone on here do for a living on 10:35 - Jul 3 with 3924 views | Mytch_QPR |
When I left sixth form college I had A levels in Art, Computing and French. I was qualified to paint French computers, but there was little demand in this sector.
Do you believe that all estate agents lie? If you do, and I pander to your beliefs, then I am not an estate agent. In Surrey.
In a perfect world, I would like to be bosh67 and write for a living. Maybe there is still time... |  |
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