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Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs 05:47 - Jun 26 with 18874 viewsFredManRave

It's close season, it's late and it's Friday so what better time to start posting your favourite, original, inventive yet inoffensive insults here;

A couple of oldies from my vault;
Bellend
Knob Jockey

A couple of newbies thanks to LFW;
Weapon
Melter

No offense meant.

I've got the Power.
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Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 10:04 - Jun 26 with 2466 viewsGetMeRangers

Going back down the years... a playground put down based on Ian Dury and Blockheads song

Trevor!



Schoolkids are particularly nasty. Having grown up with the term 'spastic' and associated hand gestures, it was deemed politically incorrect and those not so fortunate were now to be described as "Challenged"

What did kids do? Same gestures and change the word
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Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 10:12 - Jun 26 with 2449 viewsBrianMcCarthy

I'm going all retro with the old-Irish ones, recently:-

Amadán - male idiot
Óinseach - female idiot
Scut - a child who's a lovable rogue, also a verb "we were out scuttin' last night"
Slíbhín - a sly, dirty, untrustworthy person (very offensive, actually)
Bastún - bastard (not literal)
Gamalóg - a young fool/clown

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 10:17 - Jun 26 with 2439 viewsPunteR

When I was at school saying " your mum" was a classic put down.

Occasional providers of half decent House music.

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Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 10:34 - Jun 26 with 2417 viewsAgedR

A personal favourite.

Spanner!

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Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 10:41 - Jun 26 with 2408 viewslave16

Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 10:34 - Jun 26 by AgedR

A personal favourite.

Spanner!


you remind me of your da.... he was plank to

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Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 10:44 - Jun 26 with 2402 viewsichbinnaughty

Gaylord.
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Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 10:48 - Jun 26 with 2392 viewsDesertBoot

Plum
Pleb

Wish I could be like David Watts

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Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 10:49 - Jun 26 with 2392 viewsade_qpr

Dipshit
Dropkick
Tool

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

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Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 10:54 - Jun 26 with 2384 viewsNov77

Hobbledehoy (means an 'unkempt youth').

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Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 11:01 - Jun 26 with 2375 viewsTheBlob

Wally.

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Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 11:05 - Jun 26 with 2369 viewsWokingR

Loving this thread

You bunch of cottagers
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Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 11:18 - Jun 26 with 2350 viewsHoop_Du_Jour

I just called someone at work a bilatteral flangepiece.

He called me a little cont.

Good bunch of lads I work with...
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Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 11:19 - Jun 26 with 2345 viewsTheBlob

I've been called a John Terry Fukwit before now.

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Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 11:25 - Jun 26 with 2332 viewsSnipper

Ones I use regularly are:
Cockbreath
Semen slurper
Spanner
Whelk
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Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 11:26 - Jun 26 with 2326 viewsbacardiinbrissie

A Joey (as in Deacon) - Sorry JD
Uphill Gardener
Tool
And plank always make me smile
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Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 11:27 - Jun 26 with 2142 viewsQPunkR

Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 10:17 - Jun 26 by PunteR

When I was at school saying " your mum" was a classic put down.


Still is

QPR - "shit but local"

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Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 11:31 - Jun 26 with 2132 viewssimmo

I could literally do this all day but current favourites include 'Cock womble'. 'Chode neck' and 'Arsehat'

ask Beavis I get nothing Butthead

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Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 12:08 - Jun 26 with 2116 viewsloftboy

Arsewipe

favourite cheese mature Cheddar. FFS there is no such thing as the EPL
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Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 12:28 - Jun 26 with 2096 viewsjohncharles

Knob 'ead

Strong and stable my arse.

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Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 12:33 - Jun 26 with 2088 viewslave16

Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 12:28 - Jun 26 by johncharles

Knob 'ead


How long have you been stupid for now?

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Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 12:36 - Jun 26 with 2079 viewsMrSheen

Drongo
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Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 12:43 - Jun 26 with 2066 viewsdanehoop

Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 12:36 - Jun 26 by MrSheen

Drongo


Pencil necked scrote (applied as I recall to one Scott Jones)

Plastic monkey turd

Dogs womb

Oxygen thief

Never knowingly understood

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Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 13:12 - Jun 26 with 2039 viewsPunteR

Bummer.

Occasional providers of half decent House music.

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(No subject) (n/t) on 13:14 - Jun 26 with 2038 viewsMoonshineSteve


I am still Steve but no longer in Dagenham.

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(No subject) (n/t) on 13:15 - Jun 26 with 2037 viewsMoonshineSteve


I am still Steve but no longer in Dagenham.

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