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I would say from my professional experience the initial washing is before she nips next door to gobble off the neighbour, and then the hair washing is to remove said particles before she goes round the mothers for more instruction on covert sexual activity.
They are all at it, look at it as an earner, when she's away you are left to jack off to coronation street or Grahan Norton ðŸ‘
Winner, Winner.
Nolan sympathiser, clout expert, personal friend of Leigh Dineen, advocate and enforcer of porridge swallows.
The official inventor of the tit w@nk.
Why does it take about 20 minutes to adjust your car seat and radio settings when you get into your car when your missus has been in there? it looks like some deaf cheesy music loving midget has been driving it
The thing about being on the phone to her mother is particularly peculiar - especially the bit where she grabs the cordless phone form the hall and proceeds to place her fat arse on the couch adjacent to mine and natter on full volume for the next twenty minutes while I'm trying to watch Ice Road Truckers.
‘……. like a moth to Itchy’s flame ……’
The thing about being on the phone to her mother is particularly peculiar - especially the bit where she grabs the cordless phone form the hall and proceeds to place her fat arse on the couch adjacent to mine and natter on full volume for the next twenty minutes while I'm trying to watch Ice Road Truckers.
I'm afraid you have no alternative but to give her a good shoeing.
Nolan sympathiser, clout expert, personal friend of Leigh Dineen, advocate and enforcer of porridge swallows.
The official inventor of the tit w@nk.
They moan if you don't give them some, and moan if you do.
Swansea Indepenent Poster Of The Year 2021. Dr P / Mart66 / Roathie / Parlay / E20/ Duffle was 2nd, but he is deluded and thinks in his little twisted brain that he won. Poor sod. We let him win this year, as he has cried for a whole year. His 14 usernames, bless his cotton socks.
Why does it take about 20 minutes to adjust your car seat and radio settings when you get into your car when your missus has been in there? it looks like some deaf cheesy music loving midget has been driving it
That's what happens when you marry deaf cheesy midgets.
I married a tall sour stick insect. I'd recommend avoiding those as well.
It's the "nothing to wear" routine that gets me. Why did she buy all those clothes if they're all unwearable? Don't get me started on shoes.
Planet Swans Prediction League Winner Season 2013-14. Runner up 2014_15.
Why does it take about 20 minutes to adjust your car seat and radio settings when you get into your car when your missus has been in there? it looks like some deaf cheesy music loving midget has been driving it
Ha! Ha! Spot on.
An idea isn't responsible for those who believe in it.
When you suggest a solution to a problem and she comes back three days later and presents it as her own idea.
Ever since my son was... never conceived, because I've never had consensual sex without money involved... I've always kind of looked at you as... a thing, that I could live next to... in accordance with state laws.
Why does it take about 20 minutes to adjust your car seat and radio settings when you get into your car when your missus has been in there? it looks like some deaf cheesy music loving midget has been driving it
Does she go everywhere in second gear too? Most f*cking odd.
‘……. like a moth to Itchy’s flame ……’
Why does it take about 20 minutes to adjust your car seat and radio settings when you get into your car when your missus has been in there? it looks like some deaf cheesy music loving midget has been driving it
My Mrs aid earlier "let's go to bed". So we went to our rooms.
Swansea Indepenent Poster Of The Year 2021. Dr P / Mart66 / Roathie / Parlay / E20/ Duffle was 2nd, but he is deluded and thinks in his little twisted brain that he won. Poor sod. We let him win this year, as he has cried for a whole year. His 14 usernames, bless his cotton socks.
Shoes, When I buy a pair of shoes, I tell my wife they cost £20.
When she buys shoes she tells me she's saved £50.
I round things up - e.g. £29.99 to £30.00 She'd call that £29.00 Yet she checks the shopping receipt and if it's 30p out checks again until she knows why
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