Please log in or register. Registered visitors get fewer ads.
Forum index | Previous Thread | Next thread
Benidorm in August 12:18 - Jun 19 with 6103 viewsmax936

Anyone been? we are thinking about a week of relaxation there, trouble is finding a nice Hotel that's not full of hen and stag parties and where you can get a decent nights kip.

Poll: Will it Snow this coming Winter

0
Benidorm in August on 19:50 - Jun 19 with 1798 viewsmax936

Benidorm in August on 17:44 - Jun 19 by raynor94

Fuengirola or Benalmadena are a much better bet, Marx


Did Benalmadena last year wife doesn't want to go back this year though, we enjoyed it there though.

Poll: Will it Snow this coming Winter

0
Benidorm in August on 19:56 - Jun 19 with 1782 viewsDarran

Benidorm in August on 19:46 - Jun 19 by raynor94

There's a new one there Lifey


Max sticking caravans up his arse.

The first ever recipient of a Planet Swans Lifetime Achievement Award.
Poll: Who’s got the most experts

0
Benidorm in August on 19:58 - Jun 19 with 1782 viewslifelong

Benidorm in August on 19:46 - Jun 19 by raynor94

There's a new one there Lifey


I went to Benidorm about 17 years ago, my daughter was 14 and my Neice was 11, we went to a club where Sticky was performing later that evening, the bloke introducing the acts said, "between 6.30 and 7.30 we have a act suitable for children between 10 and 16" "between 8.30 and 10.30 we have a act suitable for adults only" Then between 11.30 and 1.30 we have a act unsuitable for most adults"
0
Benidorm in August on 19:59 - Jun 19 with 1779 viewsAl_Bundy

Just go to Puerto Banus and spend a week in the Navy bar..

You should be relaxed after that.
0
Benidorm in August on 19:59 - Jun 19 with 1781 viewsmax936

Benidorm in August on 17:57 - Jun 19 by Lord_Bony

Gibraltar is a congested shithole. Reminds me of a grubby version of Bristol .


Don't say that Bony ffs, much to my horror my lad wants to go and work there, the bugger has always said he wants to work abroad, its putting the fear of god into me.

Poll: Will it Snow this coming Winter

0
Benidorm in August on 20:01 - Jun 19 with 1771 viewsDarran

Benidorm in August on 19:59 - Jun 19 by max936

Don't say that Bony ffs, much to my horror my lad wants to go and work there, the bugger has always said he wants to work abroad, its putting the fear of god into me.


Ask epaul to get him a job in England.

The first ever recipient of a Planet Swans Lifetime Achievement Award.
Poll: Who’s got the most experts

0
Benidorm in August on 20:03 - Jun 19 with 1772 viewsmax936

Benidorm in August on 19:56 - Jun 19 by Darran

Max sticking caravans up his arse.


You need to pop along to the quacks you've got problems seriously.

Poll: Will it Snow this coming Winter

0
Benidorm in August on 20:05 - Jun 19 with 1762 viewsmax936

Benidorm in August on 17:50 - Jun 19 by perchrockjack

Steve.
Listen up.
Serious post.

We are at present one hour from almeria airport or one and hour hour from Murcia .

I can put you in touch with great guy who can rent you two bed villa overlooking sea for 450 per week.

Class complex trice mins from restaurants thst will give you a decent three course for 12 euros. Twelve euros. Beer 3e. Bottle wine in supermarkets for same 5e gets you Rioja.

Hire car 100 per week .

No chavs, no shite no vomit on streets and very family orientated.

Alternatively try Lagos on algarve. Again I have a contact for you. Pm me next week if you like and I ll send you details but frankly go anywhere but Benidorm in August. Madness.


Will do Rich Cheers.

Poll: Will it Snow this coming Winter

0
Login to get fewer ads

Benidorm in August on 20:18 - Jun 19 with 1739 viewsskippyjack

Ah Benidorm..

Scooters
Scousers
Cockneys
Tattoos
Oldies
Alcoholics
Gypsies
Strippers
Prostitution
Drugs
Bars falling apart

and Sticky Vicky Jr entertaining us with her rendition of saggy minge magic.

The awkward moment when a Welsh Club become the Champions of England.. shh The Swansea Way.. To upset the odds.
Poll: Best Swans Player

0
Benidorm in August on 20:39 - Jun 19 with 1717 viewsmax936

Benidorm in August on 20:18 - Jun 19 by skippyjack

Ah Benidorm..

Scooters
Scousers
Cockneys
Tattoos
Oldies
Alcoholics
Gypsies
Strippers
Prostitution
Drugs
Bars falling apart

and Sticky Vicky Jr entertaining us with her rendition of saggy minge magic.


When you put it like that whats not to like.

Poll: Will it Snow this coming Winter

0
Benidorm in August on 20:52 - Jun 19 with 1708 viewsLoyal

Benidorm in August on 17:57 - Jun 19 by perchrockjack

Further west is estepona. Also grim.




I've been coming to Spain for forty years Steve..



You could try nerja. Flights to Malaga but take villa with pool as water can be murky in high season


Get your head out of the costas mate, and try real Spain. I said ..... west, and by that I didn't mean fcking estepona 😂😂😂😂😂

Nolan sympathiser, clout expert, personal friend of Leigh Dineen, advocate and enforcer of porridge swallows. The official inventor of the tit w@nk.
Poll: Who should be Swansea number 1

0
Benidorm in August on 23:07 - Jun 19 with 1655 viewsBrynmill_Jack

Benidorm in August on 19:46 - Jun 19 by raynor94

There's a new one there Lifey


Yes, Sticky Mickey. But that's an entirely different show altogether..............................

Each time I go to Bedd - au........................

0
Benidorm in August on 23:08 - Jun 19 with 1653 viewsBrynmill_Jack

Benidorm in August on 16:17 - Jun 19 by Al_Bundy

Majorca is a better option

If you just avoid Magaluf


Alcudia is fabulous Max.

Each time I go to Bedd - au........................

0
Benidorm in August on 06:45 - Jun 20 with 1605 viewsCountyJim

Benidorm in August on 20:39 - Jun 19 by max936

When you put it like that whats not to like.




I can just see you now Steve
[Post edited 20 Jun 2016 6:47]
0
Benidorm in August on 06:47 - Jun 20 with 1604 viewsCountyJim



And Steve taking a dip
0
Benidorm in August on 08:02 - Jun 20 with 1545 viewsGretsch

Nothing wrong with Benidorm, but don't take kids, just a couple of years ago it had the third cleanest beach in the World apparently.

Hotel Presidente quite nice, as is The Marina.
0
Benidorm in August on 08:03 - Jun 20 with 1543 viewsperchrockjack

Steve.

If you are not inclined to book flights accommodation yourself, then maybe look at santo Tomas Minorca. It's altogether quieter and beach is lovely.


We re off to the infamous Vera playa today . Not sure if that s a place for you if you're a chapel boy

Poll: Who has left Wales and why

0
Benidorm in August on 10:41 - Jun 20 with 1507 viewsrealpencoedjack

just get off teh plane and stay in alicante, its very much spanish compared to whats around it,
0
Benidorm in August on 16:11 - Jun 20 with 1450 viewsperchrockjack

I got the impression max was looking for standard beach holiday. Nowt wrong with that.

Galicia is pretty, green and Celtic too...but fookn wet

Poll: Who has left Wales and why

0
Benidorm in August on 17:38 - Jun 20 with 1413 viewsmax936

Benidorm in August on 16:11 - Jun 20 by perchrockjack

I got the impression max was looking for standard beach holiday. Nowt wrong with that.

Galicia is pretty, green and Celtic too...but fookn wet


Nice quiet hotel with a nice pool and a nice beach, with entertainment near by, but not to near

Nice relaxing Hol with preferably not many rugrats running around screaming and crying

Poll: Will it Snow this coming Winter

0
Benidorm in August on 17:41 - Jun 20 with 1409 viewsmax936

Benidorm in August on 06:47 - Jun 20 by CountyJim



And Steve taking a dip


Was gonna suggest that he has a remarkable likeness to you, but you're twice his size Jumbo oop's Jimbo

Poll: Will it Snow this coming Winter

0
Benidorm in August on 17:42 - Jun 20 with 1409 viewsperchrockjack

Do you not want to book a villa yourself ? Plenty on owners direct.

If almeria don't float your boat, try xabia, Alicante.

I ll research for you

Poll: Who has left Wales and why

0
Benidorm in August on 17:47 - Jun 20 with 1402 viewsmax936

Benidorm in August on 17:42 - Jun 20 by perchrockjack

Do you not want to book a villa yourself ? Plenty on owners direct.

If almeria don't float your boat, try xabia, Alicante.

I ll research for you


Ok Rich, gonna hang on for a minute got to see if I can get the time off first, Lads in respite so Mrs wants to do somin, but my new job starts in a few weeks so need to check.

I'll PM you Rich Ta.

Poll: Will it Snow this coming Winter

0
Benidorm in August on 18:02 - Jun 20 with 1397 viewsperchrockjack

Hotel los naranjos, xabia/Javea.

You can go Benidorm for day trip and thank fook you didn't stay there

Poll: Who has left Wales and why

0
Benidorm in August on 19:04 - Jun 20 with 1381 viewsexiledclaseboy

We went to Benidorm in July last year. It is, like all holiday destinations, exactly what you want it to be. We stayed in a private rebozo mind, not a hotel.

Poll: Tory leader

0
About Us Contact Us Terms & Conditions Privacy Cookies Advertising
© FansNetwork 2024