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Wordsworth 17:43 - Oct 21 with 514 views

Senior Academy Individual Coach (AKA made up job)

Meanwhile we've sold our latest academy product (that we desperately need tomorrow night) to pay for it.

Shitfinger has excelled himself these last twelve months. The club is f#cked.

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Wordsworth on 17:48 - Oct 21 with 494 views

SparkfilmsTV

Wordsworth just happens to play for Maldon and Tiptree.

Wordsworth on 17:52 - Oct 21 with 488 views

TheOldOakTree

RC, please, please, please, f#ck off and let someone else have a go, before you totally destroy the club.

Wordsworth on 18:03 - Oct 21 with 464 views

SparkfilmsTV

It would appear that MC did xxxx off from M&T by which time the club appeared to be in disarray.

My mole has also moved on from M&T which is something of a loss as l was frequently informed of the farce that the club has become.

What has happened to their website?

What has happened to Jammers TV?

How is the club financed?

Did the club replace the General Manager?

Of course not, it was another sham.

Wordsworth on 18:09 - Oct 21 with 460 views

TheOldOakTree

We don’t have a decent forward that can last 90mins tomorrow night, why’s that?

Well it’s obvious, it’s because we need more coaches/analysts.

First Team Head Coach: Danny Cowley
First Team Assistant Head Coach: Nicky Cowley
First Team Coach/Analyst: Jon Duckett
First Team Goalkeeping Coach: Yilmaz Aksoy
First Team Analyst: Enda Brannock
First Team Physio: Hayden Clifton
Transition Coach: Dave Huzzey
Sports Scientist/Fitness Coach: TBC
Head of Recruitment: TBC
Academy Manager: James McFarlane
Assistant Academy Manager: Steve Bartlett
Head of Player Care: Sean Thacker
Head of Academy Recruitment: Jack Thorpe
Head of Local Recruitment: TBC
Chief Academy Scout: Scott O'Donoghue
Lead Academy Administrator: Diane Towler
Head of Safeguarding: Lewis Robertson
Head of Education: Lewis Dallas
U21s Lead Coach: Liam Bailey
U18s Lead Coach: Elliott Ward
Goalkeeping Coach: Paul Smith
Lead Phase Coach(U15s/U16s): Eddie Keen
Lead Youth Phase Coach (U13s/U14s): Steve Bartlett
Lead Youth Phase Coach (U11s/U12s): George Kendall
Lead Youth Phase Coach (U8s/U10s): Jake Ling
Academy Sports Scientist: Alex Bevens
Lead Academy Video Analyst: Nicholas Wain
Academy Video Analyst: Zac Thornton
Academy Physiotherapist: Ollie Reardon
Academy Physiotherapist: Kai Bonimeade
Head of Academy Coaching: Steve Ball
Academy Psychologist: Ryan Bailey

WE HAVE A LEAD ACADEMY VIDEO ANALYST AND AN ACADEMY VIDEO ANALYST!!!!!!!!!!

How many hours a week can you spend watching non-league fodder!!!!

I JUST HOPE SOMEONE IS AVAILABLE TO COACH THE VIDEO ANALYSTS FFS.

I AM F#CKING LIVID WITH THE WAY OUR CLUB IS BEING DESTROYED.

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Wordsworth on 18:28 - Oct 21 with 430 views

TheOldOakTree

The biggest joke of all, is that the whole lot of them cannot produce a player to play for Col U, anywhere near as good as Lua Lua or Halford.

An utterly useless waste of time, money and resources, yet in goes on and on FFS.

Wordsworth on 18:30 - Oct 21 with 424 views

SparkfilmsTV

Wordsworth on 18:09 - Oct 21 by TheOldOakTree

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GREAT POST!!!!

Totally agree.

No wonder the club is £33 million in the red!

Dave Huzzey - he just happens to be the Manager of M&T.

I may get tempted to mention something that happened at Florence Park some time ago!!!!!

😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

And at Waterford!

😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

Scared the xxxx out of people!

😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

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Wordsworth on 18:41 - Oct 21 with 411 views

thrillseeker

Wordsworth on 18:30 - Oct 21 by SparkfilmsTV

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Please tell

Wordsworth on 20:42 - Oct 21 with 373 views

bwildered

Wordsworth on 18:28 - Oct 21 by TheOldOakTree
The biggest joke of all, is that the whole lot of them cannot produce a player to play for Col U, anywhere near as good as Lua Lua or Halford. An utterly useless waste of time, money and resources, yet in goes on and on FFS.

Jack Thorpe, no longer with club, trailed, Indhoven to the club, hence now 250k better off.
Due to being in Cat 2, the majority of coaches are funded by PL.
The real question to ask is not the quantity of coaches present, but the quality of players being produced.

Poll:

No half measure either 1 or 2 ?

Wordsworth on 22:14 - Oct 21 with 351 views

TheOldOakTree

Wordsworth on 20:42 - Oct 21 by bwildered
Jack Thorpe, no longer with club, trailed, Indhoven to the club, hence now 250k better off. Due to being in Cat 2, the majority of coaches are funded by PL. The real question to ask is not the quantity of coaches present, but the quality of players being produced.

Get £33M in debt to make £250k that sounds like cracking business.

What with all the Cat 1 academies in London and the farmers just up the road, we just need the UK birth rated to be twice that of India and me might stand a chance of getting the raw materials. Until that happens it’s just as shit an idea as it was the day it started.

The proof is in the pudding we’ve been relegated twice, up to our bollox in debt, with a shit squad, having sold all our decent players and it’s only going one way.

Soon our only worry will be what colour strip AFC Colchester should play in.

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Wordsworth on 10:31 - Oct 22 with 254 views

RSCOSWORTH

He's only 35. Tell him to bring his boots with him.

Poll:

How many polls will Leadbelly do this season?

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