Percy joined the club after a CD /CV was found on a previous managers desk, alas a bootleg of A.N.Other , the club had signed a pup, although he had a passing resemblance to the seventh Beatle.
Throughtout his career he was dogged by injury and was always a fixture in the treatment room , mostly after falling foul of a bar stool in town the night before.
Never to play a first team game, was earmaked to play in the Willhire Van Rentals Cup match before being over come with consumption .
Almost signed for foreign side Donar Kebab, gout finally ended his career and a planned club v celeb game never got off the drawing board after the Why Don't You team had double booked .
He became a member of the back room staff with numerous jobs including , cleaning Billys boots , putting balls in the onion bag , putting the centre and penallty spots away after games and filling in the hole.
A keen chess player and once rumoured by NOTW to have farthered several of the England side .
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