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Our strongest 11.
at 21:08 2 Jan 2026

Who gives a f**k? Our best eleven against their best eleven. We win, we draw, we lose. It's shit. We win and then we lose. We win a few games, people start threads about promotion and we lose to a bottom three side or some shit. It's a story as old as time.

Our best player plays well and then he plays like a hooped c*nt. Who cares? He'll then play alright against someone. And the cycle continues.

Our strongest 11 is the 11 f*cks I had to give about football back in 1996.
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Retiring from football
at 21:03 2 Jan 2026

I imagine it sucks. But a current player with a 10-15 year career can retire and live off the earnings comfortably while everyone else has to work real jobs with fking real people. I sat opposite a woman called Sue who had nothing but fking ailments. Every day a new problem. Bitch was allegic to her hair one day (or so she thought). I suffered. I'll take 30 grand a week and a blown out ACL at 24 over that shit any day.

I didn't read the article. It might be more profound than that. F**k it.
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Is anyone else feeling a bit depressed this evening?
at 21:00 2 Jan 2026

It's fine. If we won every game we wouldn't be QPR.

This is what you signed up for. Often shite, sporadically good. It's the QPR way.

Amissis iugis verberare debemus.

'Losing to teams we should beat' in Latin. Put that on our badge and then have it inscribed on your headstone. This is the life. Complaining about QPR doing this is like complaining about having a sloppy shit after eating at a Wetherspoons.

Embrace it. It's always going to be mediocre. That's football for us.

Also, January is like the Monday morning of the year. Absolute shite time of year anyway. Got to diet off all that fking food and on work's like 'what can we do to have an even better year, team?'

Kill yourself, everyone else and me in that fking order, boss.
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Where are the Coal Mines
at 16:07 1 Jan 2026

Defending like c**ts was quite the error.
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Where are the Coal Mines
at 15:39 1 Jan 2026

That's why Nardi is the man. He stops so many goalbound shots.
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Where are the Coal Mines
at 15:36 1 Jan 2026

We're so much better than we used to be but we need one of these final passes to find a QPR player.
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rip
at 16:09 30 Dec 2025

Honour her memory by taking THREE SECONDS to check how to spell her name before posting.

Brigitte Bardot.
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Baggie ball bags - Match Thread
at 21:39 29 Dec 2025

This is why you shouldn't start threads about how well we could/might do. We are capable of this sort of performance.
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How confident are you that we could go up?
at 22:41 27 Dec 2025

Not at all and that's absolutely fine for now.
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Pompey match thread
at 22:27 25 Dec 2025

I hate Pompey. I hope we dick them into submission. C*nts.
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Merry Xmas to all on Loftforwords
at 08:45 24 Dec 2025

Have a f**king great Xmas, LoftForWordsers.
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Chris Rea will not be driving home for Christmas
at 19:35 22 Dec 2025

DHFC is the best Xmas song.
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Fantastic win but the Cifuentes Abuse
at 21:42 21 Dec 2025

Anyone chanting that is an infinite uberc*nt.

F*cling peasants. Get out of my club.
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Could we go up.
at 21:40 21 Dec 2025

We are still perfectly capable of playing like absolute c**ts, so no I don't think we will go up. But we are have won lots of games and aren't in a relegation battle. Guys, I think this is as good as it gets. I'm fine with it. Not knowing if we will win or lose is much more fun than knowing we will lose.

This is good. Enjoy this.
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Could we go up.
at 08:14 21 Dec 2025

Don't get excited. It's great that we are winning games and all that but we are capable of also being rubbish. I can't predict what we will do next but the way we lose sometimes is not indicative of a team that's going up.

Which is fine. I'm just glad we aren't in a relegation battle. This is great!
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Guitar playing thread
at 08:11 21 Dec 2025

There used to be a guitar video series called Star Licks and I had a recording of all the intros/previews. All heavy hitting players who could shred their arses off but it was Albert's bit that was the most impressive.

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Film 2025
at 17:44 20 Dec 2025

I watched The Devil's Advocate for the first time (I always hated the trailer back in the day). It's really good. Keanu used to be able to act. Al Pacino is superb in it.
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Top 10 at Christmas
at 17:43 20 Dec 2025

Not me. I was genuinely checking the relegation odds as soon as they got announced because I thought Marti leaving = us f**ked and I thought I'd cash in.

I didn't bother though because sports betting is shit and run by c**ts. And now we're ace as tits. Fab.
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Songs, brilliant from start to finish
at 09:16 18 Dec 2025

Shudder to Think - Red House. I love the way the song builds while not changing too much. It's gradual but it gets really powerful. And Craig's vocals, as ever, are superb.

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The age old question…..
at 23:29 17 Dec 2025

I was today years old when I found out that it's 'Deck the halls with BOUGHS of holly.'

Boughs?

Fking Boughs?

I'm 51. F**king hell, Lord.
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