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Reply | Essex taxi..
at 15:59 31 Dec 2025
Wonderful!. you know I care about you Dave. Glad to hear you are tip top.
Give me a shout for the Peterboat this year!
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Reply | Happy new year thread
at 15:57 31 Dec 2025
Someday I'll be somewhere near an white sand beach...
sitting on the porch in an open white william hunt 18 ounce button down shirt, sipping an Old fashioned while watching the waves crash in the moonlight as Ramsey Lewis slips into darkness from a record player in the living room.
Perhaps a service Girl of exotic stock with muscular thighs to blow enough petrol washed Bugle up my arsehole with a nesquick straw to give me bells palsy, While Ramsey shifts it up a gear on the hammond organ..
Then and only then, will i look back and fully savour what we have here. What Clive gave to Us. The last place on this salted earth of QPR brotherhood from the mouths of good men and women.
Happy new year everyone.
Glenn [Post edited 31 Dec 2025 16:01]
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Reply | Wet Spam prematch boozer
at 21:48 27 Dec 2025
Best pub in Stratford Is the King Edward by fathoms. Best pub in Stratford for decades. Great craft beer , Jukebox , atmos and people.. tends to be avoided by the twin set cerruti 1881 clad hammer who seeks his sport at the bear pit, the carpenters arms which qpr fans should avoid at all costs.
The other boozer which i have found to be devoid of bill gardener types is the Cow, West Ham for sure, but Friendly. |
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Thread | Essex taxi..
at 21:06 27 Dec 2025
Haven't heard From Essex on here for some time. Lovely man and a wise respected long time poster on LFW..
Hope he's ok. |
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Reply | Merry (Poorly Generated AI) Christmas and Happy New Year 🎅
at 20:45 27 Dec 2025
Fair play Baz!
I'm Just back home after 3 solid days at the Chigwell mother in laws giving me the 1000 yard stare over the north side of the 30 Pound Bronze Turkey. Spent all boxing day playing cluedo and some generic Ant and Dec board game with my elizabeth duke belcher chain wearing ex ICF brother in law who has the empathatic DNA traits of Reinhard Heydrich.
Proper arsehole. Typical West Ham. I've got less in common with that slazenger clad XR3i Clung offcut than i have with John wayne gacey.
Jo's niece is a Ballerina and Professional singer on the cruise ships ( current understudy for alexandra burke). 26 years old, 6ft tall with flaming red hair and skin like a Louis XIV ivory candlestick. She insisted on doing her aerobic exercises about 3 feet in front of me in skin tight leggings.
I could feel Jo staring at me burning a hole into my soul so i just stared ahead with a manic unflinchiing grin on my face sweating like a cccp chimp about to be shot beyond the kuiper belt in 1967 with yuri gargarin.
So glad to be home.
current mood;
happy belated xmas everyone. |
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Reply | Fox hunt match thread
at 17:12 20 Dec 2025
What a result. Great stuff lads. Off out for a Curry and several kingfishers with 'er indoors Jo.
A thumping QPR win, Chicken Bhuna and ice cold lager. You could say i'm happier than Huw Edwards at the bottom of a mcdonalds plastic ball play pen with his cock out at school chucking out time.
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Reply | West Ham tickets
at 23:12 19 Dec 2025
My brother Gavin looks like Eraserhead you cant miss him.
Are you still looking like Tony snake hips Manero Rob after your weight loss? |
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Reply | West Ham tickets
at 23:05 19 Dec 2025
nm [Post edited 20 Dec 2025 10:49]
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Reply | West Ham tickets
at 21:52 19 Dec 2025
we're going to need Franz Klammers Ski's at half time for the bogs. |
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Reply | West Ham tickets
at 21:50 19 Dec 2025
Southampton away 3rd round fa cup 1992 vibes . |
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Reply | West Ham tickets
at 21:39 19 Dec 2025
nm [Post edited 20 Dec 2025 10:48]
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Reply | West Ham tickets
at 17:57 19 Dec 2025
15quid each?, i must be sitting in front of Adolfs Atlantic fortified concrete wall. |
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Reply | West Ham tickets
at 17:46 19 Dec 2025
Sorted block 221.
i'll need sir edmunds hillarys altitude sickness tablets and kendall mint cake.
'Look Mean'!
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Reply | West Ham tickets
at 17:16 19 Dec 2025
It was mental. Proper panic in the away end. Talk about a crush. I came out of the ground looking flatter than karen carpenter doing the limbo. And i was about 1o stone in those days. [Post edited 19 Dec 2025 17:16]
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Reply | West Ham tickets
at 17:12 19 Dec 2025
Cant recall the year but i remember being Kieth Moon 3 sheets in the east stand directly in line behind marlon Harewood , striking the ball like depleted uranium from 25 yards into the top corner. I politely stood up like a Norwegian Nobel peace prize winner and tipped my baseball cap in appreciation at the noble savagery of the strike.
Obvs , being in the away end for the Fa cup 3-1 1988 watching my cousin being carried away like iggy pop at woodstock on the shoulders of the old bill while the groundsman threw horse shit over us is the peak sawtooth wave of QPR west ham for me. I thought the crowd singing 'shit shoveller' to the bloke was a bit much though! |
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