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Reply | Paul Smyth - Social Media Abuse
at 12:19 4 Jan 2026
Last time I had a Fray Bentos pie (some years ago) it was quite tasty, although opening it was an achievement not to be mocked. |
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Reply | Paul Smyth - Social Media Abuse
at 19:54 2 Jan 2026
It's part penis envy and part living on pot noodles.
I reckon the social media companies could easily identify them and ban them if they really wanted to. But they don't want to. |
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Reply | Jaded, disjointed, and the management team
at 18:45 1 Jan 2026
We have been saying this season that our bench looks so much better than last season so we should be able to chop and change, but apparently not. The problem seems to be that we have noone to replace Madsen and Burrell and they are both clearly knackered.
Fortunately for everybody you are not on the Board. No way is the managers job under threat. |
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Reply | Elijah Dixon-Bonner
at 14:43 31 Dec 2025
Stephen Duke-Mckenna features quite regularly as a scorer for Harrogate. |
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Reply | Ashes thread
at 21:02 23 Dec 2025
I feel sorry for people spending a fortune travelling out there for the 4th and 5th test when it's a dead rubber.
I blame the tattoos. I bet Colin Cowdrey wasn't covered in tattoos from head to foot. |
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Reply | Things I am worse at than wrapping Christmas presents
at 20:56 23 Dec 2025
Bought my wife a dress for Xmas. Terrified of cutting through it when I was wrapping it. Exhausted when I'd finished it and had to go and lie down for half an hour. I wonder if she'd like a voucher next year. |
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Reply | Christmas in Surrey
at 15:49 19 Dec 2025
Beware Claygate - I knew someone who was bitten by an adder on Claygate Common. |
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Reply | Ashes thread
at 15:43 19 Dec 2025
The entire squad selection was faulty.
Entire top 6 written in with no alternative except Bethell who had never scored a century and looked totally out of depth in his solitary game.
No wicket keeper or reserve. Compare Carey with Smith - laughable.
At least 2 pace bowlers not up to standard, and one who is a walking hospital case.
No spinner to tie down one end. Jacks - I ask you!
A totally arrogant and blinkered approach with no plan B.
I hope Stokes stays for another year because Brook is no way captaincy material.
Mccullum and Key to go immediately, or at least at the end of the Ashes. At least 6 of this squad to be jettisoned.
A complete rebuild of the Australian team is in prospect so hopefully the next generation will not be all powerful, but I wouldn't bank on it. |
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Reply | The worst football played by QPR
at 20:41 16 Dec 2025
The horrendous season in 1968 following our promotion from Div 2. Worst of all QPR 0 West Brom 4 on Boxing day and Man Utd 8 QPR 1 when all was lost. |
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Reply | Goalscorer!!
at 12:18 8 Dec 2025
Bennie looked quite handy during the pre-season.
The only thing Frey would be good at is custard wrestling. He is clearly musclebound and is not going to improve. |
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Reply | Burrell
at 12:09 8 Dec 2025
Not injury prone either, which is always a bonus.
Kone and Burrell are a dream strike force, one with pace the other with power.
Full credit to whoever signed the pair. Especially as we invested the money from Kelman, who seems to have disappeared off the planet. |
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Reply | Ashes thread
at 12:32 6 Dec 2025
The tactics have been terrible. Bowling short and wide is meat and drink to the Aussie batsmen. Only Archer pitches the ball up and he is our best bowler.The Aussie know that they just need to bowl straight and we will do their work for them.
As for wicket keeper, we select a player who isn't even first choice keeper for his county because he can bat well, but when he doesn't, we have no alternative.
Mccullum out!!! |
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Reply | New stadium for London
at 17:08 5 Dec 2025
Middlesex have decided that they are going to leave Lords and build their own stadium due to only being tenants and therefore no revenue from the ground. Assuming it would be in Middlesex, this could be an opportunity for some type of sharing arrangement. |
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Reply | New stadium for London
at 12:40 3 Dec 2025
What is the point of having 4 stadiums within 5 miles of each other. There appears to be zero chance of finding land locally. Therefore we have to fully explore the wastelands to the west, within easy reach of the M25 and the M4. Presumably LR is a goldmine for housing.
Alternatively share Twickers with the RFU. |
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Reply | Pub names
at 18:34 27 Nov 2025
A few pubs called "The Duke of York" may well be in line for a new name. The DOY in Fitzrovia had a signboard with Mountbatten Windsor's picture on it but I gather this has now been taken down. |
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Reply | Old English names
at 13:48 22 Nov 2025
A footballer called Arthur Longbottom was always asking for trouble. |
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