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Hoofroyd of the FA 17:53 - Feb 28 with 838 views

Shock news this evening, former doyen Aidy Boothroyd is to become a Coach for the England Under 21's.

Apparently all floodlight pylons are being raised 30 metres.

Up the U's

Durham_exile

Hoofroyd of the FA on 18:28 - Feb 28 with 826 views

thrillseeker

An absolutely shocking appointment by the FA.

Our youngsters will revert to the dark ages of percentage football with the Hoofroyd HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF

I thought the FA were trying to progress our youngsters

Hoofroyd of the FA on 20:49 - Feb 28 with 819 views

bwildered

Follows in the fine tradition of U's mangers who reach the international stage, eg Mike Bassett (Ricky Tomlinson).

Poll:

No half measure either 1 or 2 ?

Hoofroyd of the FA on 13:18 - Mar 5 with 771 views

Leadbelly

Providing advice to Gareth Southgate and the U21's before becoming full time manager of the U20's in the summer.

What in Hoofroyd's CV persuades the FA that he is the right man to shape the playing style of England ?

Poll:

Safe standing at football; yes, know or don't know?

Hoofroyd of the FA on 18:46 - Mar 5 with 754 views

noah4x4

Hoofroyd of the FA on 13:18 - Mar 5 by Leadbelly
Providing advice to Gareth Southgate and the U21's before becoming full time manager of the U20's in the summer. What in Hoofroyd's CV persuades the FA that he is the right man to shape the playing style of England ?

Top ten reasons....

1. Lives near FA HQ.
2. Believes that psychic powers can help England score penalties.
3. Having been sacked in Division Two will accept the minimum wage.
4. Drinks Costa Coffee (thinks Costa Rica is a sister brand).
5. Drives a Vauxhall car (so no need to replace).
6. Has never headbutted a player in the technical area (nor his head).
7. Will please the Wembley upper tier that will see more of the ball.
8. Likes a good lie in; empathy with U20 players.
9. Knows how to apply VO5 Extreme Matt Clay Hair Gel
10. Has never appointed Sol Campbell as a captain.

Hoofroyd of the FA on 20:49 - Mar 5 with 746 views

BFG

It get's worse.

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2013/oct/05/john-beck-fa-coaching

John Beck is on the books too

Hoofroyd of the FA on 07:15 - Mar 6 with 735 views

durham_exile

Hoofroyd of the FA on 20:49 - Mar 5 by BFG
It get's worse. http://www.theguardian.com/football/2013/oct/05/john-beck-fa-coaching John Beck is on the books too

Well they only need Mick bigger bast**d than bast**d to complete the set of total has beens.

Very alarming. Perhaps they are all cheap to employ!

Up the U's

Durham_exile

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