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Black Friday 22:40 - Nov 22 with 8066 viewsloftboy

Fûck off, bloody yanks shit, next thing they will be trying to pick their own ambassador!!!

favourite cheese mature Cheddar. FFS there is no such thing as the EPL
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Black Friday on 14:20 - Nov 23 with 2140 viewsqueensparker

"Excited/exciting" in a work context. Americans are terrible for it.

"Hey, really excited to reach out and start this project, guys!!"
"Excited to announce we're acquiring a new payroll system!!"

F**k off you insincere tw*t. Work/meetings aren't exciting. Ever. Exciting is going to bed on Christmas Eve as an eight year old hoping you're getting a Grifter in the morning. Not launching a f**king app or appointing a new marketing drone.
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Black Friday on 14:35 - Nov 23 with 2120 viewsTearsofrage

Overheard in Dorset pub :

Customer:"Can I get a pint of Otter Head and a diet Coke?"

Barman: "You went to the same school as I did. You've been educated!"

"Sorry...may I have...?"

Diet Coke and choice of pint irrelevant ... did my heart good!
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Black Friday on 14:45 - Nov 23 with 2108 viewsLongsufferingR

If something is hard to do, why is it now a "big ask"?

I hope that's not too big an ask for you guys.
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Black Friday on 14:47 - Nov 23 with 2104 viewsLythamR

my answer to anyone who uses "can i get" . is "probably"

The look on their face is awesome

Its especially grating if the person is over 30, you have to give some leeway to youngsters i guess
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Black Friday on 14:58 - Nov 23 with 2095 viewshoof_hearted

Black Friday on 14:20 - Nov 23 by queensparker

"Excited/exciting" in a work context. Americans are terrible for it.

"Hey, really excited to reach out and start this project, guys!!"
"Excited to announce we're acquiring a new payroll system!!"

F**k off you insincere tw*t. Work/meetings aren't exciting. Ever. Exciting is going to bed on Christmas Eve as an eight year old hoping you're getting a Grifter in the morning. Not launching a f**king app or appointing a new marketing drone.
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Passionate is my pet hate...

We're passionate about unblocking sewers or some other mundane task.


I'm passionate about getting noshed off, beer and chips. End of.
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Black Friday on 15:31 - Nov 23 with 2068 viewsW13R

"Hey guys, can we take this off line"

Exactly what a Project Manager said in a meeting the other day............ dick!
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Black Friday on 16:17 - Nov 23 with 2034 viewsDorse

Black Friday on 14:35 - Nov 23 by Tearsofrage

Overheard in Dorset pub :

Customer:"Can I get a pint of Otter Head and a diet Coke?"

Barman: "You went to the same school as I did. You've been educated!"

"Sorry...may I have...?"

Diet Coke and choice of pint irrelevant ... did my heart good!


Dorset is proud to stand up for English traditions. Mainly burning the Wicker Man and ducking witches, to be fair, but we occasionally take a stand for good grammar.

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Black Friday on 17:36 - Nov 23 with 1981 viewsjohncharles

********CRINGE WARNING**********

Overheard on this very day.
"See you at Starbucks"
"Awesome"

Strong and stable my arse.

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Black Friday on 17:43 - Nov 23 with 1975 viewsBlackCrowe

Black Friday on 14:47 - Nov 23 by LythamR

my answer to anyone who uses "can i get" . is "probably"

The look on their face is awesome

Its especially grating if the person is over 30, you have to give some leeway to youngsters i guess


Awesome?

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Black Friday on 17:55 - Nov 23 with 1964 viewsjohncharles

Black Friday on 17:43 - Nov 23 by BlackCrowe

Awesome?


You know "awesome" Like the North face of the Eiger.

Strong and stable my arse.

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Black Friday on 18:14 - Nov 23 with 1951 viewsHoop_Du_Jour

Fix me a sandwich/some eggs/dinner/breakfast... Fix???
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Black Friday on 19:23 - Nov 23 with 1884 viewsBoston

Fanksgiving, fank gawd.

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Black Friday on 19:24 - Nov 23 with 1883 viewskensalriser

Dudes, you need to chillax.

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Black Friday on 19:40 - Nov 23 with 1867 viewshook_hoops

People who start an answer to a question with "so...."

What did you have for breakfast?

So, I started with cornflakes...

Really pisses me off for some reason.
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Black Friday on 22:30 - Nov 23 with 1801 viewssuperstan

Like most infuriating thing is like, when like, every other word like is like, know what I mean like.
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Black Friday on 22:53 - Nov 23 with 1507 viewsTacticalR

Black Friday on 17:43 - Nov 23 by BlackCrowe

Awesome?



Air hostess clique

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Black Friday on 02:31 - Nov 24 with 1464 viewsFredManRave

Yo dudes. I'm good thanks. Can I get straight to the point?! So, here's the thing, I know it's a big ask, like, whatever, but I guess I kinda, like, just wanna reach out to you super, awesome, guys, like, because I am passionate about this forum, (it's sick innit), but I've just had an outage on my new skinny drinks maker, random I know, but like, whatever, I kinda need to know asap how to fix it because I've had, like, an invite to get a take out with this chick and she's got, like, an awesome fanny, and it's, in half an hour and as I write this I'm already in my best pants in anticipation of a super night, random I know. So, I know I need to chillax and I know it's a big ask, like, but if any of you Bros could fix me a reply that would be sick.

Thanks and Happy Thanksgiving.

I've got the Power.
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Black Friday on 07:31 - Nov 24 with 1425 viewstommytanker

Recently went to Vegas and the amount of times I heard "good job" was ridiculous. Along with how they woooo and cheer at literally everything.
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Black Friday on 07:40 - Nov 24 with 1416 viewsKonk

Black Friday on 07:31 - Nov 24 by tommytanker

Recently went to Vegas and the amount of times I heard "good job" was ridiculous. Along with how they woooo and cheer at literally everything.


Argh, we had that a lot in the Midwest. Ordered a meal in a place in Duluth and the waitress said "Sure!!! Good job!!!" after each and every item that was ordered. By about the twentieth item, I was struggling not to burst out laughing.

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Black Friday on 07:43 - Nov 24 with 1414 viewstommytanker

Plus their inability to distinguish the difference between Brits and Aussies.
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Black Friday on 07:58 - Nov 24 with 1406 viewsizlingtonhoop

Black Friday on 14:45 - Nov 23 by LongsufferingR

If something is hard to do, why is it now a "big ask"?

I hope that's not too big an ask for you guys.


Hate it! Senseless BS!

Didn't think it was an Americanism, in my mind it's a Rugby-Unionism. So I looked it up just now; Collins has it as 'British, Australian, New Zealand' which kinda explains my association of it.

To the poster who doesn't like kinda. That's ok, innit? Used it since very young age, as in 'I like sausage, bacon and egg for Saturday breakfast, that kinda thing' ...

Always thought it was a natural part of what I now know to be Estuary English (my accent). Although it is popular over there, in California teen speak in particular, let's claim it!
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Black Friday on 08:50 - Nov 24 with 1377 views2Thomas2Bowles

Black Friday on 02:31 - Nov 24 by FredManRave

Yo dudes. I'm good thanks. Can I get straight to the point?! So, here's the thing, I know it's a big ask, like, whatever, but I guess I kinda, like, just wanna reach out to you super, awesome, guys, like, because I am passionate about this forum, (it's sick innit), but I've just had an outage on my new skinny drinks maker, random I know, but like, whatever, I kinda need to know asap how to fix it because I've had, like, an invite to get a take out with this chick and she's got, like, an awesome fanny, and it's, in half an hour and as I write this I'm already in my best pants in anticipation of a super night, random I know. So, I know I need to chillax and I know it's a big ask, like, but if any of you Bros could fix me a reply that would be sick.

Thanks and Happy Thanksgiving.


Can't do dude, you forgot to say, have a nice day.


It sucks but have a nice day bro.

When willl this CV nightmare end
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Black Friday on 08:55 - Nov 24 with 1367 viewsjohncharles

Black Friday on 07:43 - Nov 24 by tommytanker

Plus their inability to distinguish the difference between Brits and Aussies.


And Scotland and Wales being part of England

Strong and stable my arse.

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Black Friday on 09:19 - Nov 24 with 1343 viewsWokingR

This isn't the thread I thought it was going to be

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Black Friday on 12:05 - Nov 24 with 1296 viewsMick_S

This my go to message board from the get go.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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