| Middle Aged Blokes Club on 18:53 - Nov 18 with 1977 views | qpr_1968 |
| Middle Aged Blokes Club on 18:50 - Nov 18 by loftboy |
Had it checked and also had a camera put down a place a bloke never should have a camera put! |
hope it was a good result...and well done for doing it. |  |
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| Middle Aged Blokes Club on 19:05 - Nov 18 with 1912 views | TwoHalves |
Increasing difficulty rising from my seat to celebrate when Rangers score. | | | |
| Middle Aged Blokes Club on 19:07 - Nov 18 with 1908 views | MrSheen |
| Middle Aged Blokes Club on 17:18 - Nov 18 by TwoHalves |
People on the bus or tube asking if you’d like to sit down (not that I’m complaining, tbf). |
Happened to me for the first time last week. Fortunately I laughed rather than got offended.
My worst habit is whenever someone tells me they’re going somewhere in London, I insist on telling them what is was like about 1980. |  | | |
| Middle Aged Blokes Club on 19:16 - Nov 18 with 1872 views | BrianMcCarthy |
| Middle Aged Blokes Club on 19:05 - Nov 18 by TwoHalves |
Increasing difficulty rising from my seat to celebrate when Rangers score. |
Lack of practice? |  |
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| Middle Aged Blokes Club on 19:17 - Nov 18 with 1868 views | loftus77 |
| Middle Aged Blokes Club on 18:05 - Nov 18 by BrianMcCarthy |
The 'Sir' thing, all of a sudden.
Sir? Sir?
I'm not wearing armour. |
Yes, this - particularly from daughter's Uni friends.
I like it and I don't like it in equal measure. | | | |
| Middle Aged Blokes Club on 19:47 - Nov 18 with 1788 views | TwoHalves |
| Middle Aged Blokes Club on 19:07 - Nov 18 by MrSheen |
Happened to me for the first time last week. Fortunately I laughed rather than got offended.
My worst habit is whenever someone tells me they’re going somewhere in London, I insist on telling them what is was like about 1980. |
I was on the Central Line going to a game earlier in the season and got chatting to a couple of QPR supporters half my age who found it literally incredible that my first visit to Loftus Road was in 1973 (a precedent-setting 3-0 League Cup defeat to Plymouth Argyle). Of course it was standing room only and every time a seat became available a more determined and agile younger person grabbed it. This started to annoy one of the blokes I was talking to and when the situation arose again, in the vicinity of Lancaster Gate, he tapped the offending young person on the shoulder and said, “Come on, fella. Let the old boy sit down!” Worse still, the young person, headphones glued to his ears and clearly completely oblivious, looked up at me, apologised immediately (“Oh, God, I didn’t realise …”) and vacated the seat. | | | |
| Middle Aged Blokes Club on 19:53 - Nov 18 with 1763 views | Paddyhoops |
Work on lots of building sites . Have to take a selfie for online inductions. There are no good angles anymore.
Body from neck to knees completely f**ed . . You reap what you sow. . | | | |
| Middle Aged Blokes Club on 19:56 - Nov 18 with 1754 views | CiderwithRsie |
Looking back nostalgically on being middle-aged. | | | |
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| Middle Aged Blokes Club on 19:58 - Nov 18 with 1752 views | BrianMcCarthy |
| Middle Aged Blokes Club on 19:17 - Nov 18 by loftus77 |
Yes, this - particularly from daughter's Uni friends.
I like it and I don't like it in equal measure. |
I like it too, to be honest.
But not directed at me. I'm 26. | |
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| Middle Aged Blokes Club on 20:04 - Nov 18 with 1735 views | TwoHalves |
My back went into spasm in Sainsbury’s recently when I reached out to pull a 2-litre carton of milk off the shelf. Couldn’t move for four days. Also, waking up in the morning with injuries I didn’t have when I went to bed. | | | |
| Middle Aged Blokes Club on 20:08 - Nov 18 with 1720 views | TwoHalves |
| Middle Aged Blokes Club on 19:53 - Nov 18 by Paddyhoops |
Work on lots of building sites . Have to take a selfie for online inductions. There are no good angles anymore.
Body from neck to knees completely f**ed . . You reap what you sow. . |
And catching sight of your reflection in shop windows or on bus CCTV cameras. | | | |
| Middle Aged Blokes Club on 20:09 - Nov 18 with 1714 views | R_from_afar |
| Middle Aged Blokes Club on 16:23 - Nov 18 by BazzaInTheLoft |
Sorry to start off with a minging one.
Used to have a party trick where I could piss over a 8ft wall. Now I almost have to wring it out like a dishcloth to empty it properly. |
My old landlord's best mate had a reputation for being able to p1ss a long way. My old landlord told me he used to announce his arrival at my old landlord's first floor flat by p1ssing on his window  .
It all sounded pretty far fetched to me but then I met the bloke on my old landlord's stag do. As we were walking into the town centre, he entertained us by weeing over a lane of traffic. Impressive, if you like that sort of thing  . |  |
| "Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1." |
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| Middle Aged Blokes Club on 20:27 - Nov 18 with 1656 views | Spaceman_P |
F me.... noticed a grey eye brow today... fuming.
Genuinely though I think I'm going through a midlife crisis |  | | |
| Middle Aged Blokes Club on 20:33 - Nov 18 with 1625 views | MrSheen |
| Middle Aged Blokes Club on 20:08 - Nov 18 by TwoHalves |
And catching sight of your reflection in shop windows or on bus CCTV cameras. |
Seeing my grandfather’s face every time I look at my train pass. | | | |
| Middle Aged Blokes Club on 20:35 - Nov 18 with 1618 views | BazzaInTheLoft |
| Middle Aged Blokes Club on 18:50 - Nov 18 by loftboy |
Had it checked and also had a camera put down a place a bloke never should have a camera put! |
Slough? |  | | |
| Middle Aged Blokes Club on 20:38 - Nov 18 with 1597 views | BazzaInTheLoft |
| Middle Aged Blokes Club on 20:09 - Nov 18 by R_from_afar |
My old landlord's best mate had a reputation for being able to p1ss a long way. My old landlord told me he used to announce his arrival at my old landlord's first floor flat by p1ssing on his window .
It all sounded pretty far fetched to me but then I met the bloke on my old landlord's stag do. As we were walking into the town centre, he entertained us by weeing over a lane of traffic. Impressive, if you like that sort of thing . |
Impressive.
I mean, they have breakdancing at the olympics now. I hope this fella is waiting by the phone. | | | |
| Middle Aged Blokes Club on 20:44 - Nov 18 with 1550 views | TwoHalves |
| Middle Aged Blokes Club on 20:09 - Nov 18 by R_from_afar |
My old landlord's best mate had a reputation for being able to p1ss a long way. My old landlord told me he used to announce his arrival at my old landlord's first floor flat by p1ssing on his window .
It all sounded pretty far fetched to me but then I met the bloke on my old landlord's stag do. As we were walking into the town centre, he entertained us by weeing over a lane of traffic. Impressive, if you like that sort of thing . |
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| Middle Aged Blokes Club on 20:49 - Nov 18 with 1521 views | TwoHalves |
| Middle Aged Blokes Club on 19:58 - Nov 18 by BrianMcCarthy |
I like it too, to be honest.
But not directed at me. I'm 26. |
Same age as Sandro. | | | |
| Middle Aged Blokes Club on 20:53 - Nov 18 with 1511 views | TwoHalves |
| Middle Aged Blokes Club on 18:05 - Nov 18 by BrianMcCarthy |
The 'Sir' thing, all of a sudden.
Sir? Sir?
I'm not wearing armour. |
Yes, sir. Can you boogie though? | | | |
| Middle Aged Blokes Club on 20:55 - Nov 18 with 1498 views | Superhoops2808 |
The hairdresser taking just 5 minutes and majority of that is taken up trimming my eyebrows |  | | |
| Middle Aged Blokes Club on 21:04 - Nov 18 with 1468 views | BrianMcCarthy |
| Middle Aged Blokes Club on 20:55 - Nov 18 by Superhoops2808 |
The hairdresser taking just 5 minutes and majority of that is taken up trimming my eyebrows |
"Would Sir like his eyebrows trimmed?"
"Sir? Sir???" | |
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| Middle Aged Blokes Club on 21:19 - Nov 18 with 1431 views | Mick_S |
Not being good at sleeping when I should be and being brilliant at it when I shouldn’t be.
And what’s left of my knees. |  |
| Did I ever mention that I was in Minder? |
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| Middle Aged Blokes Club on 21:21 - Nov 18 with 1417 views | TwoHalves |
| Middle Aged Blokes Club on 21:04 - Nov 18 by BrianMcCarthy |
"Would Sir like his eyebrows trimmed?"
"Sir? Sir???" |
“Something for the weekend, Sir? On reflection, probably not”. [Post edited 18 Nov 21:24]
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| Middle Aged Blokes Club on 21:23 - Nov 18 with 1401 views | Mick_S |
| Middle Aged Blokes Club on 21:21 - Nov 18 by TwoHalves |
“Something for the weekend, Sir? On reflection, probably not”. [Post edited 18 Nov 21:24]
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A nice lie-in. | |
| Did I ever mention that I was in Minder? |
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