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Apparently at MK Dons the AFC Wimbledon fans sang "Where were you when you were us?". Genius. Which got me thinking, what's the best chant you've heard at a football match?
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Best chant you've heard at a football match on 01:22 - Dec 13 with 10942 views
Your Fat and your birds a slag at the fat Southampton fan back in 1995 was one of my favourites, not exactly Lennon/McCartney but his reaction still makes me laugh
The Millwall fans Birdshit on your head at Bircham was also superb
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Best chant you've heard at a football match on 08:21 - Dec 13 with 10763 views
Best chant you've heard at a football match on 07:10 - Dec 13 by daveB
Your Fat and your birds a slag at the fat Southampton fan back in 1995 was one of my favourites, not exactly Lennon/McCartney but his reaction still makes me laugh
The Millwall fans Birdshit on your head at Bircham was also superb
Bill wyman split yer wife, sung at pat van den hawe in the eighties , he totally lost it that day adams is a donkey, adams is a donkey la la la , hee haw hee haw , QPR fans in the clock end 88 simon cowell fcuked your wife, sung at Ashley cole in the cup at the bridge
And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot
That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles
Brian Moore
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Best chant you've heard at a football match on 08:26 - Dec 13 with 10746 views
"We see your camel-toe", sung to Andy Carroll as he did stretches on the side line at Anfield a few seasons ago. Same game as "F*ck off Suarez, you look like a rat - rat rat rat rat rat".
Best chant you've heard at a football match on 07:10 - Dec 13 by daveB
Your Fat and your birds a slag at the fat Southampton fan back in 1995 was one of my favourites, not exactly Lennon/McCartney but his reaction still makes me laugh
The Millwall fans Birdshit on your head at Bircham was also superb
Have to give it to the Millwal fans, kept it up all game.
I thought Seaman lost the World Cup (flapping hands) was funny as hell, he took it well.
Strawberry blonde, your having a laught to some ginger player, can't remember who he was.
louis suarez your teeth are offside, your teeth are offside, louis suarez your teeth are offside. numerous.
Everton fans - he's half a boy and half a girl torres, torres, he's half a boy and half a girl torres torres he wears a frock, he likes a cock he sells his ar se on albert dock Fernando torres, carraghers bit on the side.
Finally at Man City when they had Terry Phelan he made a terrible mark dennis like tackle and maimed the opposition winger and to the tune of the righteous brothers you've lost that loving feeling - whoooo, whooo, you've just met terry phelan, terry phelan, and the pains long, long, long.
Oscar Wilde it ain't, but I really enjoyed hearing 'Terry - you're a c unt, Terry Terry - you're a c unt!' coming through clear as a bell on the Sky commentary a few seasons back. I was crying laughing at that. Mini Dorse, also watching on the dodgy stream, kept asking what was so funny (he was only 6 and hadn't cottoned on to what was being said).
'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'
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Best chant you've heard at a football match on 10:01 - Dec 13 with 10526 views
When we had Tommy Docherty as manager after he was sacked by Man Utd for shagging Mary Brown every away team gave us a loud "Who's up Mary Brown, who's up Mary Brown, Tommy Tommy Docherty..."
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Best chant you've heard at a football match on 10:11 - Dec 13 with 10493 views
...and whenever the 1970's TV cameras were in (for brief highlights only in those days) a loud lauding of either Jimmy Hill for MOTD or Brian Moore for The Big Match
Jimmy Jimmy Hill Jimmy Hill Jimmy Hill Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy Hill Jimmy Jimmy Hill
Never heard it sung, but read about this absolute masterpiece from Arsenal 2006-07...
Let's Talk About Sex"... Let's talk about Cesc baby, lets talk about Flam-in-i, let's talk about Theo Walcott, Freddie Ljungberg and Henry, let's talk about Cesc.
I'm not giving up on
Sunday, Monday, Holloway, Tuesday, Wednesday, Holloway, Thursday, Friday, Holloway Saturday, what a day Working all week for you
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Best chant you've heard at a football match on 10:27 - Dec 13 with 10432 views
'Ashley Cole - you're John Terry's bitch' was a favourite of mine.
The most notorious song of fans of the two teams I've followed definitely goes to Wealdstone - an oppo goes down badly injured to the sound of Hey Jude - 'La la la lalalala - swallow your tongue, you c*nt'.
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Best chant you've heard at a football match on 10:29 - Dec 13 with 10426 views