| Random irritations.. 09:32 - Jun 10 with 739031 views | Discodroid |
state funded schools in birmingham calling children to islamic prayer over the playground speakers, eschewing music lessons music, segregation... and the bbc doing a 'what are british values 'phone in this morning. cunnys.
evening standard , who seem to be phasing out their female genital mutilation wall to wall coverage , for a 'say no to rape in war' campaign. to be published in depth every night,, along with pictures of skinny london supermodels falling out of night clubson cocaine and articles on womens shoes and hanbags which cost £15,000 each.
and articles on 'suuuper property dahrling' that cost £25 million for a studio flat in barnes .tedious double page spreads on walthamstow village , sandwiches that are made by freegans for £50...and avante garde homosexual dance troops from slovienia .this paper says nothing at all to the average londoner.
musicals , and the cast's of musicals, especially amateur ones in church halls,romford, last saturday night.
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| Random irritations.. on 08:20 - Aug 18 with 3136 views | DWQPR |
Paddy McGuinness. Need I say more? |  |
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| Random irritations.. on 08:33 - Aug 18 with 3081 views | loftboy |
| Random irritations.. on 03:26 - Aug 18 by TwoHalves |
I’m currently wanting to put a brick through the TV screen every time the ‘couple’ from the travel insurance ad come on.
I’d like to think there’s a special place in hell reserved for the dozy ‘wife’: “Ah, but remember what you forgot last year”. What did he forget last year? A vial of strychnine would be my bet.
Also, the smug, self-satisfied git wallowing in a post-cremation bath: “Smart cookie, that Millie”. [Post edited 18 Aug 8:11]
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She was the singer in tight fit (the lion sleeps tonight) |  |
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| Random irritations.. on 09:57 - Aug 18 with 2915 views | PBLOCK |
Self checkouts
When you spend £19.02
“Do you want to donate 0.98p to charity”
No I don’t instead of me fulfilling your obligations of charitable donations why don’t you take it out of your eye watering profits
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| Random irritations.. on 10:10 - Aug 18 with 2883 views | Watford_Ranger |
Feels like an American thing that has crept over here but boarding a flight this morning and there’s a queue in the aisle because some fat bint has sat down in the wrong seat next to her mate. Person whose seat it is arrives, eventually sits in the fat woman’s seat further back. It’s a flight to Ireland ffs. Delighted to get 90 minutes to myself. | | | |
| Random irritations.. on 11:07 - Aug 18 with 2770 views | Sonic_Hoop |
People that have only heard of Fabians in the last 18 months and now think they're in control of Western politics. |  | | |
| Random irritations.. on 11:53 - Aug 18 with 2681 views | Mick_S |
| Random irritations.. on 10:10 - Aug 18 by Watford_Ranger |
Feels like an American thing that has crept over here but boarding a flight this morning and there’s a queue in the aisle because some fat bint has sat down in the wrong seat next to her mate. Person whose seat it is arrives, eventually sits in the fat woman’s seat further back. It’s a flight to Ireland ffs. Delighted to get 90 minutes to myself. |
De-planing. |  |
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| Random irritations.. on 12:10 - Aug 18 with 2647 views | kensalriser |
| Random irritations.. on 10:10 - Aug 18 by Watford_Ranger |
Feels like an American thing that has crept over here but boarding a flight this morning and there’s a queue in the aisle because some fat bint has sat down in the wrong seat next to her mate. Person whose seat it is arrives, eventually sits in the fat woman’s seat further back. It’s a flight to Ireland ffs. Delighted to get 90 minutes to myself. |
This is down to greedy airlines charging extra just to sit next to the people they're travelling with. Ryanair even charged people to sit with their kids before they were forced off it. |  |
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| Random irritations.. on 12:25 - Aug 18 with 2608 views | Northolt_Rs |
Türkiye |  |
| Scooters, Tunes, Trainers and QPR. |
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| Random irritations.. on 13:23 - Aug 18 with 2488 views | TwoHalves |
| Random irritations.. on 08:33 - Aug 18 by loftboy |
She was the singer in tight fit (the lion sleeps tonight) |
What, Millie? | | | |
| Random irritations.. on 13:29 - Aug 18 with 2469 views | Logman |
| Random irritations.. on 12:10 - Aug 18 by kensalriser |
This is down to greedy airlines charging extra just to sit next to the people they're travelling with. Ryanair even charged people to sit with their kids before they were forced off it. |
Is there an option to pay for someone else's kids to sit at the other end of the plane from you ? | | | |
| Random irritations.. on 14:56 - Aug 18 with 2370 views | E17hoop |
Flies.
Hate them with a passion and got a couple of these:
Brilliant. Looks like we've caught a thousand in the last week or so, dirty green bottle b'stards. |  |
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| Random irritations.. on 15:20 - Aug 18 with 2319 views | kensalriser |
| Random irritations.. on 13:29 - Aug 18 by Logman |
Is there an option to pay for someone else's kids to sit at the other end of the plane from you ? |
You could be on to something there.
Also, pay to have the fcker who's spluttering and coughing at the back of your head moved to the cargo bay. | |
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| Random irritations.. on 17:31 - Aug 18 with 2220 views | Bluce_Ree |
| Random irritations.. on 13:29 - Aug 18 by Logman |
Is there an option to pay for someone else's kids to sit at the other end of the plane from you ? |
Honestly, kids should be banned from flying for the first four years of their lives. And listen, it's not the kids' fault. I don't much like flying either. Of course they're f**ked off.
It's the parents. Especially those maniacs who take a baby to some European holiday. Putting a baby in a plane is madness. Being stuck in a pressured cylinder dealing with the noise and all the ear pressure shit? And then they open the doors and now it's madly hot. And you're a baby, unable to deal with it, unable to get comfortable or ask 'hey, mum. What the f**k is going on?"
"So what? Are you saying that we're not allowed to go on holiday." Yes. Well at least not anywhere that's going to traumatise your kid for three hours each way.
Like fair enough if you're flying to America to get experimental medical treatment for the bairn. But to put that little fella on a beach for two weeks? Get f**ked. You're a shit parent. You're Karen Matthews.
Also, if you're in a restaurant/cafe and a baby/toddler kicks off, it should be actual law that the parents have to take the kid and go. Not if the kid is a bit grizzly or whatever. There are levels. But if it's having an Athletico Spazz 80 for like ten minutes, you've got to go. Take your food and f**k off. Thing is, you know if your kid is that sort of kid. You know if they can handle their shit in the face of scrambled eggs on brioche.
Like I can't just go into a nice cafe with a pack of howling dogs and be like 'well, it's their right to be here.' |  |
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| Random irritations.. on 18:00 - Aug 18 with 2167 views | E17hoop |
| Random irritations.. on 17:31 - Aug 18 by Bluce_Ree |
Honestly, kids should be banned from flying for the first four years of their lives. And listen, it's not the kids' fault. I don't much like flying either. Of course they're f**ked off.
It's the parents. Especially those maniacs who take a baby to some European holiday. Putting a baby in a plane is madness. Being stuck in a pressured cylinder dealing with the noise and all the ear pressure shit? And then they open the doors and now it's madly hot. And you're a baby, unable to deal with it, unable to get comfortable or ask 'hey, mum. What the f**k is going on?"
"So what? Are you saying that we're not allowed to go on holiday." Yes. Well at least not anywhere that's going to traumatise your kid for three hours each way.
Like fair enough if you're flying to America to get experimental medical treatment for the bairn. But to put that little fella on a beach for two weeks? Get f**ked. You're a shit parent. You're Karen Matthews.
Also, if you're in a restaurant/cafe and a baby/toddler kicks off, it should be actual law that the parents have to take the kid and go. Not if the kid is a bit grizzly or whatever. There are levels. But if it's having an Athletico Spazz 80 for like ten minutes, you've got to go. Take your food and f**k off. Thing is, you know if your kid is that sort of kid. You know if they can handle their shit in the face of scrambled eggs on brioche.
Like I can't just go into a nice cafe with a pack of howling dogs and be like 'well, it's their right to be here.' |
My son and his partner took my under 2-year old grandson on a 4-hour flight to Fuerteventura for a week's holiday earlier this year. He was well-behaved, polite, and no trouble. He didn't act up because he knows not to.
It IS the parents, but there aren't any exams, training, or licensing, so you don't know what quality of parent you're going to get. If you were on my son's plane, you were fortunate. To avoid the kids' meltdowns when away, I go adults only. So much nicer. | |
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| Random irritations.. on 12:50 - Aug 21 with 1823 views | Logman |
Harry and Meghan
I'm annoyed that these free-loaders get airspace in the press.
I'm even more annoyed with myself for spending time writing about them.
Did I hear correctly on the radio that 'Buckingham Palace has said it will not be funding their return to the UK. It will have to be funded by themselves' ?
Funded by themselves - they've never worked for a penny in their lives. F*ck off back to the land of milk and honey. | | | |
| Random irritations.. on 13:35 - Sep 10 with 1310 views | Bluce_Ree |
My work, in an everlasting attempt to save pennies while spunking away millions, has those toilet paper dispensers that give you one sheet at a time. And it's the most bullshit quality paper you've seen since school in the '80s.
Inadequate at best, criminally negligent today.
Today's lunch has gone right through me. Facilitating an emergency visit from Professor Wulf-Chudd directly out of my dinner dumper. I need some quilty double ply goodness and instead I'm scooping up hot fudge brownie with this nonsense.
And what's worse is that I'm out tonight and going directly from work which means I can't go home for an emergency showerhead-set-to-max-jet blast. If I get run over and die, they'll bury me in the shit-ass corner of the graveyard with the tramps.
Look, I've done my best here but I feel like I'm trying to clean up Exxon Valdez with a tea bag. God damn you, Wulf-Chudd. I'm just going to eat Weetabix when I'm at work from now on. | |
| Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. |
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| Random irritations.. on 14:14 - Sep 10 with 1243 views | wombat |
| Random irritations.. on 13:35 - Sep 10 by Bluce_Ree |
My work, in an everlasting attempt to save pennies while spunking away millions, has those toilet paper dispensers that give you one sheet at a time. And it's the most bullshit quality paper you've seen since school in the '80s.
Inadequate at best, criminally negligent today.
Today's lunch has gone right through me. Facilitating an emergency visit from Professor Wulf-Chudd directly out of my dinner dumper. I need some quilty double ply goodness and instead I'm scooping up hot fudge brownie with this nonsense.
And what's worse is that I'm out tonight and going directly from work which means I can't go home for an emergency showerhead-set-to-max-jet blast. If I get run over and die, they'll bury me in the shit-ass corner of the graveyard with the tramps.
Look, I've done my best here but I feel like I'm trying to clean up Exxon Valdez with a tea bag. God damn you, Wulf-Chudd. I'm just going to eat Weetabix when I'm at work from now on. |
the world deciding thats its ok to lose , come fourth , come in last in a race an hour after some fat kid from stoke had waddled across the line eating a greggs all u can eat hamper , oh its ok johny you took part thats the important thing , no johnny its not ok your a waste of space who wont even make it working at a KFC drive through on the lunchtime shift. what does that teach anyone yeah dont worry son your a fecking embaressment , we just didnt want to hurt ur feelings by pushing you when you was younger/ |  |
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| Random irritations.. on 15:00 - Sep 10 with 1180 views | MrSheen |
People wetting themselves with excitement about the arrival of the Bayeux tapestry. It’s not as if it has just been unearthed or that Bayeux is on a planet in another solar system, it’s been on display about eight hours away from London all my life. |  | | |
| Random irritations.. on 15:15 - Sep 10 with 1130 views | Rsole |
| Random irritations.. on 15:00 - Sep 10 by MrSheen |
People wetting themselves with excitement about the arrival of the Bayeux tapestry. It’s not as if it has just been unearthed or that Bayeux is on a planet in another solar system, it’s been on display about eight hours away from London all my life. |
Bayeux - beh oui, Rodney.
French France is another planet. |  |
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| Random irritations.. on 21:17 - Sep 10 with 989 views | loftboy |
The latest water saving Ad, load of self entitled scouse kids laying the law down to adults, all this is doing is teaching kids that it’s okay to talk to grown ups as if you’re in charge, contributing to the unchecked anti social behaviour we are now witnessing across the estates of the UK. | |
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| Random irritations.. on 13:33 - Sep 18 with 626 views | Watford_Ranger |
| Random irritations.. on 21:24 - Aug 17 by loftboy |
Gran admitting she put it about in Italy before she met grandad.
The “Mcaines” are family, blatantly ripping off that scene in jaws.
Any ad that shows the kids as in charge, spoilt brat making dad go through the shopping an item at a time, same as the water ad with all the kids telling the grown ups off, I would have got a wallop for taking to an adult the way some kids do in adverts.
The fat kid and his entire family in the on the beach ad, ditto the “jet2”’families, teach your kids how to eat properly!
Charity ads “just £30 a month” by the time the donkeys, bears, kids in Africa, dogs, medical sans frontier have all appeared in the same set of ads you’d be skint.
Anyone else fed up with the quality of ads at the moment. [Post edited 17 Aug 21:54]
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Just seen the next in the series of the ‘gran shagging about in Italy’ series and it’s considerably worse though fortunately not about Gran shagging about. [Post edited 18 Sep 13:33]
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| Random irritations.. on 15:06 - Sep 18 with 518 views | PlanetHonneywood |
Domino oo oo!
Who ever the creative agency are who came up with that are and who ever at Domino's who signed off on it, they need a good 'kin slapping and handed their P45s. Notwithstanding that Domino's pizzas are sh1te, this adverts main achievement has been to merely reinforce within me a desire never to cross their threshold. |  |
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| Random irritations.. on 15:16 - Sep 18 with 504 views | kensalriser |
| Random irritations.. on 15:06 - Sep 18 by PlanetHonneywood |
Domino oo oo!
Who ever the creative agency are who came up with that are and who ever at Domino's who signed off on it, they need a good 'kin slapping and handed their P45s. Notwithstanding that Domino's pizzas are sh1te, this adverts main achievement has been to merely reinforce within me a desire never to cross their threshold. |
Something I don't quite get here. There's obviously a school of thought in advertising that the critical factor is to make something people remember regardless of how irritating it is, because what they're chasing is brand recognition. But do they factor in the negative impact of that recognition as you're demonstrating? | |
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| Random irritations.. on 15:26 - Sep 18 with 481 views | Padulas_Shampoo |
| Random irritations.. on 15:16 - Sep 18 by kensalriser |
Something I don't quite get here. There's obviously a school of thought in advertising that the critical factor is to make something people remember regardless of how irritating it is, because what they're chasing is brand recognition. But do they factor in the negative impact of that recognition as you're demonstrating? |
Poorly perforated bog roll.
Edit - As a new entry, not as a response to Kensal. Clicked wrong reply button! [Post edited 18 Sep 15:27]
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| Random irritations.. on 15:05 - Sep 24 with 229 views | JamesB1979 |
Fans in US sports, giving each person around them the “high five” when they score a touchdown or whatever. | | | |
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