| LFW Message Board Glossary 17:05 - Aug 29 with 65114 views | Northernr |
"The pay-as-you-play deal" - whenever a potential signing is rumoured or suggested who is obviously a) too fcking old, b) too fcking expensive, c) qualifying for a hip replacement on the NHS, d) one of life's genuine arseholes who's blown up every dressing room he's ever been in, instead of dismissing the idea out of hand one is duty bound to suggest a pay-as-you-play deal. That he wouldn't accept this, and that this doesn't really exist, is irrelevant.
"Digging down" - whenever discussing the merits of a new stadium, of trying to redevelop the one we already have, one is duty bound to suggest digging Loftus Road down into the ground. The fact this would also dig it down into the water table and effectively create a world leading water polo venue for a good six months a year is also irrelevant. Will also accept "building out over South Africa Road" and "adding a revolving restaurant".
"Les was crap to start with as well" - whenever debating the ability or otherwise of a new striker, due consideration must always be given to the fact Les Ferdinand was total dog sht when he first got here. Please see three years of Conor Washington debate, or 17 pages (and counting) on Lyndon Dykes' move to Birmingham.
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 01:01 - Apr 23 with 3317 views | numptydumpty |
"Ian Holloway is stark, raving bonkers but he has the club's interests at heart !!"
"Money's ruined the game today. It wasn't like this in my day !!" |  |
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 08:10 - Apr 23 with 3233 views | PlanetHonneywood |
Kelman's scored. |  |
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 21:11 - Apr 23 with 3122 views | FredManRave |
Existing thread.
Always the same bloody poster as well! |  |
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 21:19 - Apr 23 with 3108 views | DannyPaddox |
Eze’s scored |  | | |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 21:21 - Apr 26 with 2781 views | FredManRave |
"It's not the manager, it's the club".
Whenever somebody blames the manager for our woes.
Posted regularly each season, for the last 10+ years and probably got at least another 10 years left in it, if not more.... | |
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 04:47 - Apr 27 with 2675 views | PlanetHonneywood |
QPR 0 (alternative form, 0 QPR) | |
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 17:04 - May 7 with 2404 views | DannyPaddox |
“I asked ChatGPT/ Ai/ A robots’s arse … … … and ChatGPT/ Ai/ The robot’s arse said …
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 18:01 - May 7 with 2333 views | dmm |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 17:04 - May 7 by DannyPaddox |
“I asked ChatGPT/ Ai/ A robots’s arse … … … and ChatGPT/ Ai/ The robot’s arse said …
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That bears a striking resemblance to a certain football club CEO we all know, although it seems to be making more sense than him. |  | | |
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 18:06 - May 7 with 2300 views | aston_hoop |
Popular player runs down contract - Bloody club, just offer him a deal, why are we letting him go?
Less popular player runs down contract - Bloody greedy bastard, looking for a bigger payday, just using the club to get a bigger move |  |
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 18:33 - May 7 with 2250 views | Dorse |
Bobby Z '89 |  |
| 'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!' |
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 16:35 - May 24 with 1919 views | DannyPaddox |
Poster 1: What’s going on with this board? It’s dying on its feet. We’re on a two match unbeaten run and there’s been like four posts all week. So much apathy. There wasn’t even a match thread for the last game. Typical QPR - when we’re losing the board is as busy as a Hangar Lane rush hour. We go on a good streak and nothing. FFS!
Poster 2: Mate you need to change your viewing settings from ‘My Posts’ to ‘All posts’
Happens at least once a year. Always makes me laugh. | | | |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 17:25 - May 24 with 1825 views | kensalriser |
'We can't have nice things'.
This is one of Clive's catchphrases. It's not an immutable truth. In fact it's not a truth at all. But it is funny when used in context by its coiner. It's not funny when anyone else uses it, just cringingly naff. [Post edited 25 May 0:23]
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 19:08 - May 30 with 1550 views | Mick_S |
SW6 shit monkeys for the glossary please.
No problem. |  |
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 19:14 - May 30 with 1523 views | joe90 |
‘Anyone else not renewed yet?’ - followed by reason why this particularly season was the final straw. |  | | |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 23:15 - May 30 with 1380 views | elnombre |
Dennis the Menace please. |  | | |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 02:11 - Jun 2 with 1195 views | FredManRave |
Sorry if a Spackman.
Sorry if a Spackman. | |
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 21:46 - Jul 15 with 624 views | Beckenhamhoop |
‘I loved Marti but it’s time to move on.’
Proceeds to post relentlessly about Marti. | | | |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 02:22 - Jul 16 with 491 views | DannyPaddox |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 21:46 - Jul 15 by Beckenhamhoop |
‘I loved Marti but it’s time to move on.’
Proceeds to post relentlessly about Marti. |
I read the word ouroboros in a post earlier today and I was like wooh yeah! big up the ouroboros post … and here we have the most ouroborost of ouroborost posts
ouroboros and you know you are! | | | |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 05:32 - Jul 16 with 455 views | Beckenhamhoop |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 02:22 - Jul 16 by DannyPaddox |
I read the word ouroboros in a post earlier today and I was like wooh yeah! big up the ouroboros post … and here we have the most ouroborost of ouroborost posts
ouroboros and you know you are! |
Had to look it up.
‘The serpent consuming its own tail represents the continuous cycle of destruction and renewal, with death leading to new life.’
Yeah, that’s exactly the vibe I was going for !?!?! | | | |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 05:39 - Jul 16 with 436 views | Match82 |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 05:32 - Jul 16 by Beckenhamhoop |
Had to look it up.
‘The serpent consuming its own tail represents the continuous cycle of destruction and renewal, with death leading to new life.’
Yeah, that’s exactly the vibe I was going for !?!?! |
#thingsilearnedfromreddwarf |  | | |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 06:30 - Jul 16 with 416 views | stevec |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 02:22 - Jul 16 by DannyPaddox |
I read the word ouroboros in a post earlier today and I was like wooh yeah! big up the ouroboros post … and here we have the most ouroborost of ouroborost posts
ouroboros and you know you are! |
Nice one, never heard of that before.
I always liked the poor mans version, the Oozlum bird. Flies around in ever decreasing circles until finally disappearing up its own backside.
Trying to think how the Oozlum fits into the LFW message board glossary. Maybe threads on JCS likely return to fitness/Tyler being ready to throw his life down to play football. |  | | |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 10:34 - Jul 16 with 300 views | PlanetHonneywood |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 06:30 - Jul 16 by stevec |
Nice one, never heard of that before.
I always liked the poor mans version, the Oozlum bird. Flies around in ever decreasing circles until finally disappearing up its own backside.
Trying to think how the Oozlum fits into the LFW message board glossary. Maybe threads on JCS likely return to fitness/Tyler being ready to throw his life down to play football. |
I can see its applicability to the words: 'QPR', 'cups', and 'runs'! | |
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